Str8jacket Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 57 minutes ago, a.d._510_n_ok said: If that was wandering around the scrub where I live it would have dogs hanging off its ears, soon to be sent to Europe as wild 🐗 meat. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Hog hunting with Ted Nugent..... " got that one right through the medulla oblongata" 1 Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 17 hours ago, a.d._510_n_ok said: quite a while. 2 1 Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 How long until factions start decimating areas with small arms conflict? 1 Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 https://wearechange.org/justin-trudeau-pelted-by-rocks-at-campaign-event/ This gives me hope for Canada. Stone that fucker. 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Right fucking on!!!! Politicians should fear the voters. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 1 1 Quote Link to comment
iceman510 Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 On 9/6/2021 at 2:04 PM, a.d._510_n_ok said: Should come pre-haunted with the souls of those who unfortunately perished there. 1 Quote Link to comment
MikeRL411 Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 (edited) Say your girl friend gets pregnant. [Now how did that happen.] You are not ready for parenthood and urge an abortion. She refuses with the old saw "It's my body not yours. I alone am responsible for my body. You have no say!" Does this mean that she has given up all claim to support for raising the child? Edited September 8, 2021 by MikeRL411 added comment 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 No. One way or the other, both of you entered into a binding contract about possible outcomes when you decided to have sex, or should have been aware of this. This contract cannot be dissolved or modified unless both parties agree so. The welfare of the child is paramount and no one wants this mother and child to become a burden on society. Look before you leap. A good beginning assures a good end. As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. A stitch in time saves nine. A stumble may prevent a fall. Better safe than sorry. A bad workman blames his tools. He who plays with fire gets burnt. In for a penny, in for a pound. Marry in haste, and repent at leisure. Prevention is better than cure. Wrap your meat before you go in heat. 1 Quote Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 What is all this shit about knocking a woman up? About 30 years ago a one night stand tried that “I’m pregnant and you’re the father!”, shit with me. I told her there was no fucking way it could be mine. I’m a navel orange. All juice and no seeds. No way it could be mine, I had a vasectomy a few years before that. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 You were such a great catch is all...... 1 1 Quote Link to comment
bottomwatcher Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Anybody asks me what the best investment in my life was? My vasectomy! $300 cash for a lifetime of protection from the sexually transmitted disease I was afraid of most. Children! Cheaper than one child support payment. 3 Quote Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 21 minutes ago, bottomwatcher said: Anybody asks me what the best investment in my life was? My vasectomy! $300 cash for a lifetime of protection from the sexually transmitted disease I was afraid of most. Children! Cheaper than one child support payment. My medical insurance paid for mine. My doctor did it in his clinic. The next day my boys felt like they were the size of basketballs. After a couple days I was doing better, and ready for Mrs. Racer 1.0. 1 Quote Link to comment
bottomwatcher Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Racer X 69 said: My medical insurance paid for mine. My doctor did it in his clinic. The next day my boys felt like they were the size of basketballs. After a couple days I was doing better, and ready for Mrs. Racer 1.0. Ha. Yep it was a 2.5 hour drive home by myself in the 720. Should have driven an automatic, shifting got old real quick when the anesthesia wore off. I wasn't supposed to lift anything heavy, a 12 pack would have been over the limit so I bought 2 six packs and shuffled my way out of the store and back to the truck. 3 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 I've heard countless stories of NOT laying around for a day with a frozen bag of peas. Treat your boys right. 2 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 2 Quote Link to comment
Str8jacket Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Australia is so fucked.. Opposing political views will be the main target 1 Quote Link to comment
Jesse C. Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 (edited) Edited September 9, 2021 by Jesse C. Quote Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 14 hours ago, datzenmike said: I've heard countless stories of NOT laying around for a day with a frozen bag of peas. Treat your boys right. I convalesced for a few days, waiting for the swelling to go down. A buddy of mine had his done about the same time as me. He swore he was out chopping firewood the next day. I called bullshit. 2 Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Racer X 69 said: I convalesced for a few days, waiting for the swelling to go down. A buddy of mine had his done about the same time as me. He swore he was out chopping firewood the next day. I called bullshit. the old chopping wood story. Everyone of my cohorts who got the cut was out for 4-7 days before doing anything beyond a ginger walk. It’s like the friend that says he can bench 300lbs and when you finally get him to the gym he darn near dies doing 125. 1 Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Who’s in for the New World Order….. AUS? 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 (edited) https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1281324306088857601 Edited September 9, 2021 by Mattndew76 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 "May you live in interesting times." 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, datzenmike said: "May you live in interesting times." I always wanted to as a youth. I have mixed feelings about it now. 1 Quote Link to comment
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