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2 hours ago, banzai510(hainz) said:

Kamala worked her way to the TOP. Nothing wrong with a working woman.!!!!  I wear Chucks! Made in Vietnam

 

No I haven't watched it. Just keep wondering why the stock market keep going up.

I want the Tax Hikes NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!  the those Rich companies hate Trump so much well its time to PAY!!!!!!!!!! Corp tax UP!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I will give the guy a chance honestly. But I cant watch the soft ball questions that the media(CNN ,MSNBC Rachel Madcow) phraise him and hes done nothing yet.

 

Don't you worry.. They will be in your pockets momentarily. 

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19 minutes ago, Ratwagon1600 said:

Good lord, and people have the temerity to question MY sanity.

 

Stop trolling Mike...........................

 

YOU debase yourself!

 

Statement of fact. Even you would agree that he is not my president, hell he isn't yours either! As for fucking up the address Joe has a history of fucking things up... C'mon man

 

 

 

Biden is a tool.

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10 minutes ago, datzenmike said:

 

Statement of fact. Even you would agree that he is not my president, hell he isn't yours either! As for fucking up the address Joe has a history of fucking things up... C'mon man

 

 

 

Biden is a tool.

 

And, TRUMP was ?????????????????????????????????

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UNITED  States of America

 

now we don't  have to carry all the dead weight from the shithole countries we are United with.

 

happened last 4th of July, so Biden is taking oath into a job that no loonger exists,,,

 

fact checker, I"M ALWAYS RIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 hours ago, Ratwagon1600 said:

Really dude, you castigate a fellow Aussie?

 

I will add, you reside in Queensland, 2nd, only to Western Australia for "backwards values" and ideals............

 

Thanks for the comment on my sanity, rest assured, I am "more lucid" than many people you will ever meet! (subjective statement I know).

 
The ol Ask me if I’m cool complex eh? 

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Trump spends final days just rubbing his dick on everything in White House

 

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WASHINGTON D.C. – As the days wind down in the first and potentially only term held by President Trump, the Commander in Chief is reported to be spending his dwindling hours rubbing his penis over every possible surface in the White House.

“It’s spite pure and simple, and it’s the only thing he’s been able to come up with now that most of his strategic advisors have abandoned ship,” reported an unnamed aide, “it’s absolute, dick-wiping chaos.”

 

Witnesses have confirmed that Trump has not worn pants in days and has spent the majority of his time running the halls in a frenzy, tears streaming from his reddened face, screaming the word “Fraud” over and over. When the president encounters a surface he believes he has not yet pushed his genitals against, he immediately mounts it, mashes his balls into every crevice, and cackles wildly. Janitorial staff have been tasked to simply avoid any clean-up efforts and just allow the 74 year old president to leave all the dick smears he wants until he’s finally gone.

 

“There are streaks on all the windows and most of the upholstery is just ruined,” confirmed the aide, “and for those who wonder if Mr. Trump uses bronzer on parts of his body beyond the face, the stains on the Lincoln bedroom linens have solved that mystery.”

 

In a clearly impotent display of anger, Trump appears to believe that days of cock-grinding upon the White House will somehow sabotage the incoming Biden administration’s efforts to undo his past policies. At last count, Trump has smudged his phallus upon the entire Resolute Desk (including inside each drawer), all cutlery in the State Dining Room, and every map in the Map Room. For reasons still unknown, he has chosen to taint-tarnish the portrait of James Monroe no less than 18 times.

 

Though shielded from the media, the President’s shouts regularly spilled out into the Press Gallery, where mics were able to pick up samples which included: “Take that! And that! Let’s see how you like the oval office now that it’s touched Don Jr. Junior! Hahahaha, I never lose! I’m a winner! I’m a wiiiiiiiiiinnnnnner.”

 

Secret service agents have been instructed to simply ensure that the President does not suffer any physical injuries during his multi-day schlong-spree. To that end, the entire rose garden has been completely locked down, lest Trump attempt to take his efforts to the outdoors and neglect the risk of thorns.

 

“I can confirm that Stormy Daniels’ description of Mr. Trump’s equipment is mostly accurate”, reported the aide.

 

Not to be outdone, Rudy Giuliani has also spent these final days pantsless, scooting bare-bottomed across all rugs and carpeting inside the First Residence

 

 

 

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2021/01/trump-spends-final-days-just-rubbing-his-dick-on-everything-in-white-house/

 

 

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4 hours ago, datzenmike said:

Biden's not my president!

 

 

Did here fuck up the address at all?

No,it was prerecorded and lipsynced.He did a pretty good job even though i didn't listen to it.I'm pretty much done with being filled full of shit with words from politicians.You can sweet talk all you want,unless you get shit done you're just another blowhard career politician.

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