Shagy Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 I read that part...the whole tranny...doing things to his arse and what not.. but was IS the issues....STD? Rubbed too much poison Ivy in his crack? Tijuana monkey juice? Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 You never told us what it was....or did I miss that (my eyes were watery) Never figured out exactly what it was. I used a combination of Gold Bond foot powder and Lysol disinfecting wipes to clean and dry the inner depths of my unspeakable nightmarish area. He went a few rounds with the Mexican rubber woman and her assistant. No assistant was involved, and I'm not sure what you mean the Mexican "rubber woman," but basically, that's where my troubles began, yes. In any case, stronger wills prevailed, and I never saw a doctor about it. I'm not saying that's what you should do, but that's how I typically handle my issues. Unless I'm bleeding or see bone, I consider any injury treatable from my home. Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 I read that part...the whole tranny...doing things to his arse and what not.. but was IS the issues....STD? Rubbed too much poison Ivy in his crack? Tijuana monkey juice? Let's not get too involved in the details... unless you want me to PM you some pictures. I did document my treatment about as thoroughly as the wagon build. Just figured there wasn't an appropriate area to post updates! Quote Link to comment
Shagy Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 no photos needed....just wondering what it was..but since you never went to the Dr about it...we'll never know. Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Tape a plastic bag to the parameter of your ass and cheeks. Put a small valve in the bag, then fill it with ether. Leave it filled with ether while you lay on your stomach and watch a movie or take a nap with your assbag inflated. After two to three hours, all ass lice should be dead. Hire a small monkey to pick them out of your ass hair. Quote Link to comment
king bee66 Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 yes, send fixer the photos so he can verify for us that youre not trolling Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Tape a plastic bag to the parameter of your ass and cheeks. Put a small valve in the bag, then fill it with ether. Leave it filled with ether while you lay on your stomach and watch a movie or take a nap with your assbag inflated. After two to three hours, all ass lice should be dead. Hire a small monkey to pick them out of your ass hair. hes is a nurse ^^^ Quote Link to comment
elmerfudpucker Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, Torque is how far you take the wall with you. I like that!! Quote Link to comment
Guest 510kamikazifreak Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Bump :blink: that might just be what caused :blink: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Bump Fuck me let this die... 4 Quote Link to comment
izzo Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 I was looking for sealiks 510 thread and some how this came up in the search... so bumped it to the top ollz Quote Link to comment
Guest 510kamikazifreak Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 I was looking for sealiks 510 thread and some how this came up in the search... so bumped it to the top ollz likely storee :rofl: Quote Link to comment
Shagy Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 its like the 510 limo of ass rape Quote Link to comment
420n620 Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 IBT butt lice break out. :lol: Quote Link to comment
NOTES... Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Forgot all about this thread.. :lol: IBTL :ph34r: Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Ahh, the butt lice. Not the great extinction of the dinosaur era, nor being 50 pages back could rid the world of its itch. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 I was looking for sealiks 510 thread and some how this came up in the search... so bumped it to the top ollz WTF batman, WTF?! And here's the video :) Quote Link to comment
ohio510 Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Ahhh but lice I thought this got locked Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 LOL This thread is forever a classic... Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Fuck me let this die... he relapsed over thanksgiving, same thing all over again. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment
albyneau Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 LOL This thread is forever a classic... Just the thought of the term "butt lice" has caused me to burst out laughing on several occasions~ and not in the best of social situations either~! Quote Link to comment
loveoldrice Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 This thread is killing me :lol: Im thinking Mexican got him in this situation ... maybe could get him out . I suggest going to Taco Bell , engulf 3 bean burritos , wait 1 hr , get a bic lighter and burn em out ... Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted January 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Ha, ha, ha, very funny guys. I see that my misfortune hasn't lived out its infamy yet. The problem ended up taking care of itself. Whether or not this is in any way related, I've dealt with a few fissures since the "butt lice incident." It's been a tough year for my exit wound, fellas, but I'm glad that it's done you guys well. Quote Link to comment
DAT510 Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 lol Butt Lice lives on!! Why isn't this his member title yet? Quote Link to comment
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