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Oh, oh God's, why would you wanna watch that? Though I did watch a video of a girl getting her hood pierced and the stretch made me cringe and want to cry.

That vid took me on the tangent video ride. I ended on a lady giving herself a wax job of her Vagg. I had to watch it to the end to make sure I wasn't Rick Rolled ;)

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what have we learned from this reboot?

 

 

Butt Lice are the smaller cousins of the American Lice. They often find a warm habitat in buttholes of those who sleep on dirty sheets or bags of rice, particularly brown rice. They are harmless and cause no damage. They live off the anaerobic gram positive bacteria living within your butt cheeks, helping you digest your food, and releasing bio-methane (i.e gas). You can harness the methane gas they produce when you sleep overnight and use it for lighting or home heating whenever the lean times come. Butt lice are audible, and can be heard by placing an ultra-high frequency inducive microphone next to your ass and recording for 2 hours. Once you've recorded two hours of audio, you play it back through speakers at 4x the speed you recorded, and you can hear them.

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Re: Ass Megadon,  Butt Lice, Rising Sun Panties, Why Do We  Bother With Other Datsuns?

 

When members wallow in the past they are 'pining for the fiords', seeking the familiar, a nostalgic nipple of comfort, seeking 'the good old days. Maybe Insomniacs just isn't doing it for them anymore and Rick's returned his truck so nothing there.

 

Go work on your Datsun, report back.

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Re: Ass Megadon,  Butt Lice, Rising Sun Panties, Why Do We  Bother With Other Datsuns?

 

When members wallow in the past they are 'pining for the fiords', seeking the familiar, a nostalgic nipple of comfort, seeking 'the good old days. Maybe Insomniacs..classifieds just isn't doing it for them anymore and Rick's returned his truck so nothing there.

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Re: Ass Megadon,  Butt Lice, Rising Sun Panties, Why Do We  Bother With Other Datsuns?

 

When members wallow in the past they are 'pining for the fiords', seeking the familiar, a nostalgic nipple of comfort, seeking 'the good old days. Maybe Insomniacs just isn't doing it for them anymore and Rick's returned his truck so nothing there.

 

Go work on your Datsun, report back.

 

 

 

Aye ok, then, go check out my thread "The next episode"

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