WagDatto Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Can someone please lead me in the right direction, or at least give me some suggestions for a little relief? It all started last week when i met up with that stupid mexican. I dont know who she was, where she came from, besides the internet escort add. We tried some funny stuff. Stuff that i had never read about. The entire last week my butt has progressively felt like it has been dipped in some lethal acid. Could it be melting away? When i opened up my cheeks to take a look in the mirror all i saw was enflamed red skin. could this be lice or something more dangerous? 7 1 Quote Link to comment
Jassifrass Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 please tell me your joking... if not a doctor is your best bet Quote Link to comment
Stfwells Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Dude...mexican is suppose to come out of your butt. Not in it. 1 Quote Link to comment
johny F Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 this should help:) lolz http://hubpages.com/hub/ItchyAss Quote Link to comment
gokiburix Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA is this a joke?? if not, sorry for laughing....it's funny hahahaha!! woops!! Sorry again... :( Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 lol, yeah... "she"... :lol: Quote Link to comment
Jassifrass Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 this seriously has to be like he left his account logged on at someones house....this can't be serious.... :unsure: Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted May 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Thanks for the support so far, guys, it's really helpful. To answer the obvious question "Why no doctor?!" it's obvious.. It's embarrassing and I'm not about to let some faggot look at my cornhole. This is no laughing matter, though, guys. I figured the first day or two, sure, there might be some awkward feelings in my cavernous nether regions, but the fact that it's been a week has really got me concerned. But it's probably nothing, right? My symptoms are normal, I think, and maybe I'm just overreacting to it. I'll wait another week or two and we'll see how it goes. 2 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 To answer the obvious question "Why no doctor?!" it's obvious.. It's embarrassing and I'm not about to let some faggot look at my cornhole. That's what got you into this mess in the first place... if only you hadn't gone with your instincts to begin with... Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted May 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I don't log into my account anywhere but home. To prove it's a Ratsun member posting, not some friend of mine, I can tell you I'm a member of the Goon Squad before I sold the wagon about a year ago when the motor had issues and I bought an 04 frontier. Indy510 is still retarded, the Gary Busey thing is annoying and I don't care what anybody says about it. Quote Link to comment
Guest 510kamikazifreak Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 this seriously has to be like he left his account logged on at someones house....this can't be serious.... :unsure: Is what I was thinking or a mod is having fun :unsure: :lol: Quote Link to comment
gokiburix Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 this seriously has to be like he left his account logged on at someones house....this can't be serious.... :unsure: i agree Quote Link to comment
Guest 510kamikazifreak Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 WoWE If this for real, thats what he said :lol: Quote Link to comment
Jassifrass Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I wasn't trying to offend. I just figured it'd be to embarrassing to admit that to us too...if you can tell us you can tell a doctor. I promise everyone here has had some kind of embarrassing appointment at some point. and just wait till you have to have your prostate checked...it'll happen sooner or later. Quote Link to comment
jefe de jefes Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 The doctor is embarrassing but you let all of ratsun know? They sell the soap stuff to kill lice at walmart. Send your little brother or something. 1 Quote Link to comment
gokiburix Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 ...if you can tell us you can tell a doctor. agree x1000 Quote Link to comment
jefe de jefes Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I'm just glad nobody has asked for oics! 2 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Alright. I'm going to the DMV, I expect some serious lolz when I come back.. don't disappoint me.. Quote Link to comment
Laecaon Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 If it it serious, go to the doctor. Get over your pride. If it is something, better fix it now than in 2 weeks where it is much worse. Quote Link to comment
gokiburix Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I'm just glad nobody has asked for oics! HAHAHAHAHA seriously! I don't care if it happened or not....NO PICS/OICS please! Quote Link to comment
Guest 510kamikazifreak Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I'm just glad nobody has asked for oics! Give them time :blink: Quote Link to comment
banzai510(hainz) Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 My Doc has seen my Weiner so many times that it isnt a big deal anymore.Be PROUD MOFO!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
ohio510 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 seriously, go to doc stuff like that just dosent go away........ Quote Link to comment
PurePontiacKid Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 LOL oh god, I fucking love ratsun. where's teh oics? Quote Link to comment
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