bananahamuck Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 larger than Stockton 1 Quote Link to comment
datson4life Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Funny, I haven't read the last 8 pages of this thread, but I decided to read the last page. Must be my messing with Texas senses going off again. . 3 Quote Link to comment
Z-train Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 The boogieman checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment
Lonestar Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 If Texas is an armpit what would you call Oakland ? The scrotum? :rofl: 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Oakland is the new smog filter of the east. I swear I can feel the radiation burning through my eyes. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 You can turbocharge anything, even gayness. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Ha Ha, a classic case of over shooting your target, next thing ya know GAY ZONE Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 It's a balancing act. One wrong hat and it's all over. Quote Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Ranman72??? :confused: :confused: 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. Chuck is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 good, maybe he could slap that fuckin hat off of his head. Quote Link to comment
Ranman72 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Ranman72??? :confused: :confused: if I was him I would have all the girls 2 Quote Link to comment
Komeuppance Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Chuck Norris has already had all the girls. -Robert 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 I think that photo has provided masturbational material for many single mothers through out pre millennial history. Damn I ruined another thread, good luck 209 1 Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 if I was him I would have all the girls that IS your hat Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 That hat will automatically make you hit a bitch with your sneaker, just cuz. 2 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 The Hat and "dick duster" mustache are a deadly combo. Is it me or does that tattoo say SMOKE ? Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 No, but congrats on the biggest insult I have been dealt in 4 years. :rofl: 2 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Btw, that is what is commonly known as a "molestache". Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Speaking of awesome hats! Two of the local customers at my NAPA just hate turbine wheels. One completely, the other just doesn't like them. I debated for 20 minutes today on other rims and finally found some really nice BBS/Enkie mesh styles, and then I said, yeah, but I LOVE my turbines!!! :D Some people just don't understand. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 I think one of my biggest insults was when a dude asked if I built my motorcycle for burning man. Ug, Maybe some folks enjoy being around a bunch of middle aged people on drugs, but yo no me.........fuck no Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 You know, I would like to go to burning man one of these days. It does look very interesting. BUT, if you do go, they put your name on the government watch list for subversivity. Homie don't play that. Alas, I will probably never know what goes on except from other's images. 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Man, I don't wanna dis anyone but FUCK NO, desert + drugs + bad techno + saggy tits + mismanaged art direction = a ruff weekend with a neon glow stick falling outta your ass Quote Link to comment
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