MicroMachinery Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I'm back... this thread made it further than I expected. Quote Link to comment
motavated Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Its best to go now since it could be something small. Wait, and it could turn into something worse. Use Web MD too look up what could be your problem. Good luck! Quote Link to comment
Stfwells Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 She didn't have blue waffles did she? :o Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 .. don't disappoint me.. Oh yes, and despite the lolz, I am still disappoint. Quote Link to comment
john510 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Dude, go to the doctor.A friend of mine had those same symptoms and was too embarased to see a doctor.Well to make a long story short they had to amputate his penis. Quote Link to comment
Rustina 510 Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 This is gonna sound lame, but what is WoWE (not butt lice)? I Googled and Urban Dictionaried,, maybe I'm getting too old. I ment to say wow but my iPhone is acting up Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 hemeroids? Yup, that what I think too. Constant standing or lifting, sitting on cold hard surfaces, not enough fiber causes straining when having a bowel movement, and of course anal intercourse. (hey, it needed saying) Keep it clean, get some Handi Wipes and Preparation H for that brown eyed puppy and start feeling better. Most shop lifted item..... Preparation H Because we are being honest and open about ourselves. I get a digital (finger, not camera) prostate exam every two years or so and a PSA blood test. My family physician just retired last year and his replacement is a large voluptuous South African lady who is blond, blue eyed and speaks British English with a Dutch accent. I've never had a woman before, what if I blow my load because she's massaging my prostate? It's been so long since I was 17 and had a little 'accident' and I don't remember what I said back then. Sorry? Wooops? Thank-you? 1 Quote Link to comment
datrod Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Yup, that what I think too. Constant standing or lifting, sitting on cold hard surfaces, not enough fiber causes straining when having a bowel movement, and of course anal intercourse. (hey, it needed saying) Get some Handi Wipes and Preparation H for that brown eyed puppy and start feeling better. I was gonna say lay off the butt sex for a week or two and see what happens. :lol: But really prep H is good stuff. try it and see if it helps. Quote Link to comment
Shagy Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Wow.....if its true...you fail...and get your ass to a doctor. Quit being a pussy about it. If this is a joke...this thread is full of win. Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted May 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 The fact that this has made it to FOUR pages really brightens my day, guys. I appreciate the support and understanding you guys have given me today. I've been trying to keep it really dry in the poop chute area, and applying lots of Prep H (I didn't steal mine, I bought it, but told the cashier it was for a gag gift, but I think she knew I was just embarrassed) throughout the day, and I think it's been helping. I took some Motrin too, since I have to sit sometimes at work, and so far it hasn't gotten worse! The ole derriere isn't in good shape right now, but it's better than it could be. Oh and telling you guys is way less embarrassing than a doctor or nurse! Some of you probably have the same issue I do, so it's not like talking to a total stranger about my man-gina. Quote Link to comment
fastdadd Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 his replacement is a large voluptuous South African lady who is blond, blue eyed and speaks British English with a Dutch accent. after a man turns a certain age the size of his doctors hands becomes a major factor Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 I'm fantasizing about her hands right now. Quote Link to comment
Jennifer Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 ^^^ hahah mike!! i hope you get better wagdatto!! Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Men dont go because "oh Ill get better" It doesn't? :lol: Quote Link to comment
d510addict Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Lice =/= crabs I'm pretty sure Lice medice doesn't work on em either. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 You may not only have lice, but hemorrhoids. Did she use a strap on? :D Do you want to see what a prolapsed hemorrhoid looks like?......3....2.....1 Oh, you don't? Okay, want to see what my hemorrhoid looked like? I only have a pic of the close up with me holding the camera, and none of the internal hemorrhoids that made it so painful I had to see a doctor. Hehe. Indy's probably going to run away now, as are any others who remember my thread-killing effort. :rofl: Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 you keep that one to yourself :mellow: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Did she use a strap on? :D She? I missed that. Do you want to see what a prolapsed hemorrhoid looks like?......3....2.....1 Oh, you don't? Like a big hairy strawberry? Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 You may not only have lice, but hemorrhoids. Did she use a strap on? :D Do you want to see what a prolapsed hemorrhoid looks like?......3....2.....1 Oh, you don't? Okay, want to see what my hemorrhoid looked like? I only have a pic of the close up with me holding the camera, and none of the internal hemorrhoids that made it so painful I had to see a doctor. Hehe. Indy's probably going to run away now, as are any others who remember my thread-killing effort. :rofl: Quote Link to comment
littlejason Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 How's your scrotum doing? Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 I really thought this was a troll, so I declined posting until now, but just for future reference ... there is no free datsun. Don't answer the ad. I repeat, NO FREE DATSUN!!! Meanwhile, good luck with the swell. Never had the same cause, but the butt hurt sucks. Quote Link to comment
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