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http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/laptop-trump-tower-floor-plans-stolen-secret-service-article-1.3001078

 

 

Secret Service bungles the job again.

 

 

"A laptop computer containing floor plans for Trump Tower, information about the Hillary Clinton email investigation and other national security information was stolen from a Secret Service agent"

 

a woman s/s agent

 

"Other items stolen include “sensitive” documents, an access keycard, coins, a black zippered bag with the Secret Service insignia on it and Secret Service lapel pins from various assignments — including ones involving Donald Trump, the Hillary Clinton campaign, the United Nations General Assembly and the Pope’s visit to New York"

 

serious breach of security

 

 

If the laptop was truly lost, the data is at very little risk due to the encryption. However, if the card was used to unlock the laptop we might have an issue.

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I hope anyone introduces a bill dis empowering Citizens United. It's such a cop out bull shit name too. Just showing how fucking pussy the drafters were writing that bullshit.

 

Hey Tr8ter that's my shtick. :pirate: CU is the oligarch amendment. 

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Wrong. Your right to critique this thread is protected by the 1st amendment. Your right to use the 1st amendment is protected by the 2nd.

Thus ends my critique of your critique.

 

You'll have to pry this key board from my cold dead hands

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Excuse me! But my ancient Cretan ancestors that escaped from Cretan slavery by burning all their ships on Crete that they left behind and escaped to Ireland with the help of Phonecian, Egyptian and Iberiian helpers [we are the first wave on invaders to Ireland after the aboriginal "Little People" AKA Lepricons, more to follow!].  As such we the surviving "Black Irish" are beholden to Middle Eastern, Grecian Islander and Egyptian ancestry!  Not to mention our Hispanic brethern which we picked up on our way the the Bay of Biscay where the Phonecian traiders showed the way the the Shannon River estuary on the West of Ireland.  There we conquered the "Little People" aka leprechans and divided Ireland into "we" above ground and "them" below ground.  That's why Native Irish, Hispanics and BTW Norse share O+ blood blood signs.

 

That's why you catch a Leprechan in the open and demand his Gold!  His clan has already run out of ransom so need you to ask for 1 more wish, invalidating the deal and setting him free! 

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White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again

 

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WASHINGTON—Following a series of incidents that left food and used paper products scattered throughout the West Wing, White House staff were reminded Friday to place lids firmly on all trash cans after President Trump’s senior advisor, Steve Bannon, got into the garbage again. “It’s imperative that everyone securely fasten their receptacles so as not to attract Mr. Bannon by the smell of rotting fruit or moldy bread,” said White House chief usher Angella Reid, noting that Bannon was crafty and could work his way into almost any type of bin if there was even the smallest gap. “Just last week, he tracked old coffee grounds through the Roosevelt Room and then left a pile of chicken bones under the Resolute desk. This problem is getting out of hand, so if everyone steps up, it’ll mean a lot less sweeping for all of us.” Reid added that any staffers who encountered Bannon while he was feeding could attempt to shoo him away by loudly clapping their hands, but should not directly approach him, as he could be carrying some sort of disease.

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Hulk being green is nothing to do with the Irish.

 

lol

 

More likely that it is from holding his breath too long while he changed from mild mannered David Banner to the Incredible Hulk.

 

Next stage after the blue lips and bulging veins in the forehead and neck.

 

 

I always wondered.

 

If he held his breath long enough, would his head explode?

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White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again

 

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WASHINGTON—Following a series of incidents that left food and used paper products scattered throughout the West Wing, White House staff were reminded Friday to place lids firmly on all trash cans after President Trump’s senior advisor, Steve Bannon, got into the garbage again. “It’s imperative that everyone securely fasten their receptacles so as not to attract Mr. Bannon by the smell of rotting fruit or moldy bread,” said White House chief usher Angella Reid, noting that Bannon was crafty and could work his way into almost any type of bin if there was even the smallest gap. “Just last week, he tracked old coffee grounds through the Roosevelt Room and then left a pile of chicken bones under the Resolute desk. This problem is getting out of hand, so if everyone steps up, it’ll mean a lot less sweeping for all of us.” Reid added that any staffers who encountered Bannon while he was feeding could attempt to shoo him away by loudly clapping their hands, but should not directly approach him, as he could be carrying some sort of disease.

 

 

It will be a long 4 years.

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NEWS IN BRIEF 2.10.17 Vol 53 Issue 05


Steve Bannon Mixes Discarded Climate Change Report With Saliva To Build Final Wall Of Nest

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WASHINGTON—Revealing that the president’s chief strategist had been observed scuttling around the residence to gather materials, White House aide Alison Fordham confirmed Friday that Steve Bannon was mixing a discarded climate change report with his saliva to construct the final wall of his nest. “Over the last couple weeks, Bannon has been shredding environmental research papers with his teeth and combining the scraps with his own sputum to create a gray, viscous pulp that’s slathered on his mound in the corner of the Roosevelt Room,” said Fordham, who witnessed the assistant to the president grinding up a 200-page document on CO2 emissions in his mandibles, producing a tortured moan, and then violently retching for several minutes before spewing the partly digested, putrid substance on the floor. “It appears that the walls of Bannon’s nest were made from the hardened paste of several FBI dossiers on domestic terrorist groups and notes from several intelligence briefings, as well as a few pigeon skeletons.” At press time, White House officials confirmed that Bannon had completed his nest and was now showing signs that the eggs in his brood sac were ready for host injection.

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