datzenmike Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 https://www.mystateline.com/news/gweneth-paltrows-vagina-scented-candle-reportedly-explodes-in-womans-home/ Who buys this shit that doesn't live in their mom's basement? 2 2 Quote Link to comment
BrothersGarage Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 15 hours ago, datzenmike said: https://www.mystateline.com/news/gweneth-paltrows-vagina-scented-candle-reportedly-explodes-in-womans-home/ Who buys this shit that doesn't live in their mom's basement? retarded - adjective less developed mentally than is normal for a particular age 1 Quote Link to comment
Str8jacket Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 16 hours ago, datzenmike said: https://www.mystateline.com/news/gweneth-paltrows-vagina-scented-candle-reportedly-explodes-in-womans-home/ Who buys this shit that doesn't live in their mom's basement? What I wonder is what state is the vagina in that the smell is modelled after? Fresh out of the shower? After a half marathon? Been camping for 4 days with no amenities? Had a threesome last night? What smell are we talkin here? And some of those aren't going to be great as they are, but then you set fire to it? 1 4 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 Any gravy is good gravy but best on my hot poutine. 3 Quote Link to comment
Ooph! Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 (edited) 20 hours ago, datzenmike said: https://www.mystateline.com/news/gweneth-paltrows-vagina-scented-candle-reportedly-explodes-in-womans-home/ Who buys this shit that doesn't live in their mom's basement? My question would have been , Who sells shit like that? Edited January 20, 2021 by Ooph! 1 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 God made a woman all wrong. He put the dump too close to the playground. 1 3 Quote Link to comment
Jesse C. Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 21 hours ago, datzenmike said: https://www.mystateline.com/news/gweneth-paltrows-vagina-scented-candle-reportedly-explodes-in-womans-home/ Who buys this shit that doesn't live in their mom's basement? Probably smell like an Old Tuna Boat, full of Seamen 1 1 Quote Link to comment
ratpatrol66 Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 On 1/18/2021 at 9:14 PM, datzenmike said: https://www.mystateline.com/news/gweneth-paltrows-vagina-scented-candle-reportedly-explodes-in-womans-home/ Who buys this shit that doesn't live in their mom's basement? I would rather spray my gravy on her face than burn that candle. 1 2 Quote Link to comment
bottomwatcher Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 Did some yard work at the folks house and came across this handsome fellow. He is considered an invasive species and is supposed to be killed but I couldn't do it. So I gave him a job as head of security in my weight room. 5 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 These are Yin and Yang (not their real names) My son moved and couldn't keep them. His loss, mine now. 6 Quote Link to comment
ratpatrol66 Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 9 hours ago, datzenmike said: These are Yin and Yang (not their real names) My son moved and couldn't keep them. His loss, mine now. I think you mean mine meow? 1 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 I just punched my cat in the head after reading that . 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 On 1/20/2021 at 12:21 PM, datzenmike said: God made a woman all wrong. He put the dump too close to the playground. Q: What do you call the piece of skin between a womans vagina and anus? A: chinrest 1 Quote Link to comment
bottomwatcher Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 Man I am starting to feel bad. This is how my new little friend spends his days. There might be a breakout in the near future. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 Throw him a few delicious crickets. 1 Quote Link to comment
Ooph! Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, bottomwatcher said: Man I am starting to feel bad. This is how my new little friend spends his days. There might be a breakout in the near future. I had one a few years back they need direct sunlight to stay warm and I'm sure that wild one wants to stay outside. Mine loved bananas I mean LUUUUUUUV try a piece and see if you get a reaction 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 (edited) Been getting a call a day from what I think are disguised numbers wanting to scam... Jokes on them power boat lovin Russsin dinks though, I haven’t answered phone since about 1997. . sorry Connie,, try harder bro. . Edited January 21, 2021 by bananahamuck 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 Here's what to say when they call: "Shit! There's someone at the door hang on a sec... " Then literally, go take a nice long shit and forget about it. 2 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 (edited) @uberkevin had a giant one of those things in his apartment.. edit not a shit.... a lizard . Edited January 21, 2021 by bananahamuck 2 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 Well, you probably did have a giant shit at one time or another. You just pushed too hard and stroked out. 2 Quote Link to comment
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