datzenmike Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Urine is sterile and bacteria free. Can't recommend the taste though. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 It's sterile if you are healthy. And that is approaching uncommon for the masses. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Only if you have a urinary tract infection. Otherwise it's well filtered. 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 I believe you, but still, what point are you standing for. 1 Quote Link to comment
Dolomite Posted May 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 My wife & daughter always leave the toilet seat cover up, despite asking them to keep it closed. 9mo was just in there eating urine soaked TP... At least it wasn’t doodoo, I’ve heard a story about a young child that picked up puppyshit and ate it. Evidently, the puppy had worms. Quote Link to comment
Dolomite Posted May 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 #mikelogic I had to unlike that one just so I could like it again. 3 Quote Link to comment
240zness Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Ferrari is not #cuzbutthurt https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-03/ferrari-profits-beat-as-marchionne-works-on-lineup-expansion They're Sold Out Into 2019 And every previous year The Enzo prerequisites were 12 cars and $50,000 deposit just to get on the list of applicants. Or being in pink Floyd and getting and invitation, maybe he owned already. 500 made? Iike Ferrari , resale is just a plus Quote Link to comment
240zness Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 #ButthurtF1cuzAMG 2 Quote Link to comment
john510 Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Urine is sterile and bacteria free. Can't recommend the taste though. And you know about the taste how ? never mind,don't tell us. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 I believe you, but still, what point are you standing for. That in moderation, there's no harm in your child chewing on urine soaked TP. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 #mikelogic It took you almost 10,000 posts... But you finally made me laugh. 3 Quote Link to comment
125 CSL Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 above,...lol now that is funny. 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 It took you almost 10,000 posts... But you finally made me laugh. Thank Mike! Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 My wife & daughter always leave the toilet seat cover up, despite asking them to keep it closed. 9mo was just in there eating urine soaked TP... When FAT510 was about 2(?) he was playing outside under the porch and suddenly started throwing up,, i i'm all scared,, "What did you eat?" over and over he kept saying "nothing" ,,,, call the poison hotline ,, they tell me to look at whatever he threw up.. Apparently he thought a cat turd looked just like a tootsie roll.. Gave him a little salt water and everything came out fine. . . 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Ew... turdsie roll.... 2 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 I lost my second son when he was like 1 1/2 ,, one afternoon and me and FAT were racing around "where the fuck is he?? Oh shit?? Where the fuck did he go???? He had fallen asleep in one of those orange with yellow top little cars and was so small the roof pillar hid his little head The reason you never hear of these kinda things happening to females watching your kids is,,,,,,,,, they lie. . . 6 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 That's called kitty-rocha like almond Rocha but it's cat shit. 3 Quote Link to comment
240zness Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 #butthurtheart Pissed I ever thought the brain would be figured out. Can't be explained without forgetting modern scientific laws.. chips in a nervous system is not the same as an SR20 in a datsun 1 Quote Link to comment
Duncan Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Occasionally, shit goes horribly great... #nobutthurt https://www.yahoo.com/gma/wwii-veteran-graduate-college-nearly-70-years-last-204004719--abc-news-topstories.html 6 Quote Link to comment
The Taterhead Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 I'm way too old to laugh at the word doodoo in text. But I did. 2 Quote Link to comment
Dolomite Posted May 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 I chuckled as I typed it, I had the old eddie murphy bit in my head. Doodoo...gonna put it on you...put it on you. Quote Link to comment
Dolomite Posted May 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 Not butthurt, but backhurt. You know you’re getting old when you fuck yourself up picking up your kid. A thirty odd pound toddler at a bad angle can lead to pain. Quote Link to comment
racerx Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 Or your knees goes out. Quote Link to comment
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