Cuz butthurt...now with added dickbees.

[datzenmike]

Here it's $10.85 or minimum wage.

[The Taterhead]

They're check relies of the tip.

 

ain't getting paid enough to put up with your bullshit.

Their* on*

 

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[flatcat19]

Their* on*img upload

New phone. Hasn't been fully trained yet.

 

 

But, you got me.

[The Taterhead]

 

[Dolomite]

So Hillary is still doing her blame the world tour, an asian man in the crowd gave her a bottle of viagra. When asked why, he told her he heard she rost her erection.

[Jesse C.]

So Hillary is still doing her blame the world tour, an asian man in the crowd gave her a bottle of viagra. When asked why, he told her he heard she rost her erection.

 

[datzenmike]

Really? Strike one.

[KoHeartsGPA]

Really? Strike one.

Ya, that was an epic swing and a miss on a changeup in the dirt :lol:

[Dolomite]

It’s a shite dad joke, I’m a dad. Wtf did y’all expect?

[Dolomite]

I didn’t see the ryan reynolds faceplam that’s all the rage these days.

[flatcat19]

Wow. The right didn't even laugh at that one.

[KoHeartsGPA]

We all expected better, Dolomite owes us all a nice bouncing pair of b00bs (not Hillary's)

 

#cuzwearebutthurtnow

[thisismatt]

Did you see the girl with the conch shell tattooed on her inner thigh? If you press your ear to it you can smell the ocean

[KoHeartsGPA]

I bet you can, here, here....smell my finger!

[Dolomite]

What the fuck ko, it smells like rootbeer.

[125 CSL]

for some reason I feel the need to go wash my hands and brush my teeth

[flatcat19]

She's old...you get to skip on the flossing this time.

[datzenmike]

I get what you did there....

[q-tip]

Knock knock....

 

Whost there?....

 

..dishes...

 

Dishes who?...

 

 

Dishes Sean Connery...

[Jesse C.]

Knock knock....

 

Whost there?....

 

..dishes...

 

Dishes who?...

 

 

Dishes Sean Connery...

 

[datzenmike]

... and you're mom's shtill a whore Alex

[Dolomite]

I don’t remember if I ever posted my old mans favorite dad joke, but here goes, apologies beforehand.

 

What’s more expensive, beer nuts or deer nuts?

 

 

Beer nuts, because they’re around two dollars, and deer nuts are under a buck.

[Dolomite]

Ko, here’s dem titties.

 

 

[KoHeartsGPA]

Ko, here’s dem titties.

Broken link, FAIL

[racerx]

I don’t remember if I ever posted my old mans favorite dad joke, but here goes, apologies beforehand.

 

What’s more expensive, beer nuts or deer nuts?

 

 

Beer nuts, because they’re around two dollars, and deer nuts are under a buck.

...don't quit your day job.