Cleopatra Jones Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I'm not racist, some of my best friends are black. Really don't like this car Am basically disliking anything that looks like a lunch pail 3 Quote Link to comment
Ranman72 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Really don't like this car Am basically disliking anything that looks like a lunch pail toasters is what I think of Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I just wonder if they come with a big thermos in the center console Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 The Kia doesn't. My mum has one and I hate it. Same colour even Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 The cube has some of the most comfortable seats you will ever sit in ,, mmmm so soft. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Looks like she ate Shaniqua, with a KFC 10 piece bucket and half the McDonald's menu as a side........and a diet coke Quote Link to comment
svo521 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Had an e30 while stationed in germany. 83 316 4 spd drove it all day at 110 mph bouncing off the limiter hehe, but still getting passed by everything but the beer trucks. :-) Quote Link to comment
svo521 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I'm really crossing my fingers that my truck doesn't show up in this thread.. :crying: Quote Link to comment
svo521 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 http://www.jokideo.com/i-get-51mpg-what-do-you-get/ 1 Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Looks like she ate Shaniqua, with a KFC 10 piece bucket and half the McDonald's menu as a side........and a diet coke She's just big boneded :rofl: 2 Quote Link to comment
Ranman72 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I have never seen fat bones Quote Link to comment
Rjawm Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Did someone say toast? Oh, and for the big boned, lol 2 Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Holy shat! Quote Link to comment
Justin Berni Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 THE TOASTER CAR FOR LINDAS HOMEPLATE RESTAURENT! That place is good, I fuckin love seeing that car around Quote Link to comment
Dat Lurka Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 The Horrible Prius It honestly makes me rage. If I see you driving one of these shit boxes I am automatically on the offensive. Let's put it in perspective. My 1978 Datsun B210GX gets the same highway mileage. More money will be spent on a Prius than has been spent over almost 40 years of maintenance on my car which has been the workhorse for several families. The Prius is the least eco friendly car ever produced and is personally responsible for substantial environmental damage. And worst of all, it is absolutely hideous! Seriously.... Then even started to give them some nicer body lines before promptly cross breeding it with a fucking Tran-Am whose mother was raped by an Edsel I happen to live in a college town full of ridiculously stupid bitches driving Priusi covered in "earth friendly" stickers. The world would be a better place without them. (both the cars and college tards) The Dodge Neon Even as a young child I hated these cars. How the hell did they keep making these for a decade I called it the ugliest car ever when I was still in elementary school (before the Aztek was made, I think) The headlights had a lot to do with it. And the 8" tire/fender gap... stock. If the Neon was a woman it would be this one. Sure, you could get some good miles out of her and she'd get the job done. But ugly, slow, and probably doesn't smell too great. (ever been in a Neon? maybe it's a mix of plastics and glues. I don't know. Think nursing home, the lower class ones.) And yeah, those glasses. Pontiac Aztek, nuff said. The Majority of Mercedes Benz made after 1985. Dependability, drive-ability, and looks all went downhill. And what bugs me most; 2 feet of plastic trim. I grew up with 300td's Here's a comparison 84 87 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 had a W210. I spent the majority of the time wishing I had an older body. Quote Link to comment
Dat Lurka Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 1994- Ford Mustangs Dislike the looks as well as the engineering. No matter what you do to them they are still tacky. Especially the ass, and it's all about the ass. It was one of those things people couldn't get enough of. Your daddy wasn't cool if he didn't drive a new Mustang. My dad drove this And parked it in a driveway full of Datsuns. Mustang, synonymous with douchebag. 1994- Dodge Ram They never should have gone round! Those grills :sick: Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I have never seen fat bones I have fat teeth. Quote Link to comment
RTB Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Everything about this. Especially the people that drive them. You know they have never actually gone crawling but they will shit talk like there is no tomorrow. I had a jeep guy try to convince me that his jeep was better than my 80 series Land Cruiser because he had important things like a winch and off road lights. Oh and my girlfriend drives the small hatchback Prius and I don't think its terrible. :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I have something to say about this Jeep thing. I have always had older CJs and yes, they are mostly a pile of shit, but I like them. Anyway, I decided to be more social and go on one of these off-road excursions with like 50 people. I am honestly not sure if I have ever felt anger on that level before I went on that trip. I was toward the rear of the pack (because of my uncoolness of not having ninety thousand dollars worth of gizmos hanging of my Jeep). The entire trip was really just like being stuck in fucking rush hour traffic, but for like 8 hours. And, I still have ZERO idea what all the slow going was about, we never went over ANYTHING that I could not have taken a 1980 Oldsmobile over. It was shit that you would not even have enter your mind as a tough spot, just something you bump over and hold your beer a little different. I got up before everyone in the morning, loaded my shit and headed back the way we came up. Driving totally normal, I shaved like 4 hours off of the trip in. On the flip side of that, I went with a group of folks in fiberglass dune buggies last summer on a similar type trip. Shit......you almost won't those guys to slow down so you can see some scenery. 1 Quote Link to comment
RTB Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I have something to say about this Jeep thing. I have always had older CJs and yes, they are mostly a pile of shit, but I like them. Anyway, I decided to be more social and go on one of these off-road excursions with like 50 people. I am honestly not sure if I have ever felt anger on that level before I went on that trip. I was toward the rear of the pack (because of my uncoolness of not having ninety thousand dollars worth of gizmos hanging of my Jeep). The entire trip was really just like being stuck in fucking rush hour traffic, but for like 8 hours. And, I still have ZERO idea what all the slow going was about, we never went over ANYTHING that I could not have taken a 1980 Oldsmobile over. It was shit that you would not even have enter your mind as a tough spot, just something you bump over and hold your beer a little different. I got up before everyone in the morning, loaded my shit and headed back the way we came up. Driving totally normal, I shaved like 4 hours off of the trip in. On the flip side of that, I went with a group of folks in fiberglass dune buggies last summer on a similar type trip. Shit......you almost won't those guys to slow down so you can see some scenery. Go crawling with Land Cruiser guys. You might get poked a bit for being a Jeep guy but all in good fun. We actually take on trails. And legitimately crawl them. I don't think I've ever gone above 1200 RPM when crawling. Once I am done with my 510 my net project is converting my LC to a diesel. Cummins 6BT. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I am actually Jeepless at the moment. I go through phases where the horrid memories of it falling apart like a big wheel being ridden by a fat kid fade into fondness and I buy another...I am not there just yet. I want another FJ40, but I don't want to mortgage my house to get one. Also, I'm not a big fan of crawling personally. I'm more of a desert runner, thus the buggy I have, much more fun to me. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 What exactly did go on in the early 90's with German and most other cars? Everything turned from classy to tempurpedic crap, gawd things got ugly. I always thought it was me being a vintage snoob but even stuff from the early 2000 looks more timeless. Early crotch rockets actually used to look cool in there own way up until around 94 and now are just starting to come back around. FORD took the cake. 87 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 And some day...we will look back on this garbage and wish they built them like that still. I should be locked up for the amount of really cool cars that I killed in the 80s, but...they were not cool then. Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Everything about this. Especially the people that drive them. You know they have never actually gone crawling but they will shit talk like there is no tomorrow. I had a jeep guy try to convince me that his jeep was better than my 80 series Land Cruiser because he had important things like a winch and off road lights. Oh and my girlfriend drives the small hatchback Prius and I don't think its terrible. :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: I would totally beat one of these mercilessly if I could afford one outright. I have something to say about this Jeep thing. I have always had older CJs and yes, they are mostly a pile of shit, but I like them. Anyway, I decided to be more social and go on one of these off-road excursions with like 50 people. I am honestly not sure if I have ever felt anger on that level before I went on that trip. I was toward the rear of the pack (because of my uncoolness of not having ninety thousand dollars worth of gizmos hanging of my Jeep). The entire trip was really just like being stuck in fucking rush hour traffic, but for like 8 hours. And, I still have ZERO idea what all the slow going was about, we never went over ANYTHING that I could not have taken a 1980 Oldsmobile over. It was shit that you would not even have enter your mind as a tough spot, just something you bump over and hold your beer a little different. I got up before everyone in the morning, loaded my shit and headed back the way we came up. Driving totally normal, I shaved like 4 hours off of the trip in. On the flip side of that, I went with a group of folks in fiberglass dune buggies last summer on a similar type trip. Shit......you almost won't those guys to slow down so you can see some scenery. This is why I go out with a select few buddies. We all know what we are doing (for the most part) and tend to smash our way through the woods at a decent pace. As far as a car I hate...you guys have hit the highlight reel pretty well :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment
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