You know you own a Datsun when.............

[albyneau]

~ When you know the Datsun inventory of every JY in a 50 mile radius~ and keep notes on what's left.

 

~ The living room's been converted to a clean room for engine assembly.

 

~ You misspell words intentionally so you're understood. [hmmm~ a thread on "Ratsunese"]

[ArchetypeDatsun]

When no matter how much money you put into it you'll never finish fixing it! :D

[littlejason]

...you wash your hands BEFORE going potty.

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

....you always look for other Datsuns for sale.

....you log onto Ratsun a couple times a day

....you store parts under your bed

[KELMO]

.....you have a 10x15 storage unit for parts cuz the garage is too full

 

.....you know you have that part but not sure if its in the garage or that damn storage unit...I know its here somewhere.

 

.....you have it figure out some kind of algorithim from RPMs cuz your speedo don't work.

[Skulptr]

.,.. when a single can of rustoleum can completely change the overall look of your truck.

 

... when you have ratsun bookmarked on the web browser on your phone.

 

 

.,.. when you get so bored at work that you actually entertain yourself by thinking of more of these damned things

[DAT510]

When you find the need to rescue everything with Datsun on it

[Skulptr]

...at an all Nissan offroad trip, a datsun flag still gets flown!

 

 

[Eomund]

...when no auto parts store can get you the right freaking part the 1st, or even 2nd try

I know this one aaaalll toooo well. Gets super annoying.

[HRH]

Well if you came to my NAPA store, I'd get you the right part!! :P

[Guest kamakazi620]

You call all other japanese cars "Ricers" :lol:

[Jayden71]

...a jizz rag off the freeway gets wrapped around your driveline on the way to CanDy

..."It only slips when I hit the secondaries!"

...your truck turns heads when driving thru town and yet no one knows what it is!

...Your wife has been quoted "You spend more time on that dam datsun than you do me!"

...You have to use a tire as a sep stool to work on your truck cuz you lowered and have to put it on ramps to get any kind of work done to it!!

...you get bored and start thinkin of new threads to start on Ratsun

[Jayden71]

.....yer gps on your phone is your speedometer

[Guest kamakazi620]

When your lowered you use a driveways curb as a jack

[Jayden71]

.......you mow your grass and find 6 fuel pumps and 4 oil pumps!! "I'm gonna keep those cuz you never know"

[Jayden71]

...Engine dies at a stop light cuz the lights, wipers, heater fan and brake lights is too big a draw on the alternator

[Guest kamakazi620]

.......you mow your grass and find 6 510s and 4 620s!! "I'm gonna keep those cuz you never know"

FIXED!!!!!!!!!

[Skulptr]

.....yer gps on your phone is your speedometer

 

Had to do that for a while!

[Shagy]

....when you spend more for a NOS fender then you paid for the car its going on...

[fastdadd]

you carry around a bike for back up

[king bee66]

...when you have to say its a "nissan" when ordering parts

[Guest kamakazi620]

you carry around a bike for back up

Or a skateboard!!!

[king bee66]

when your bike or skateboard weigh more then your car

[Z chopper]

...... you buy parts for your next project before you have your next project.

......your parts car has a parts car.

......an EI dizzy is an upgrade.

...... you see a datsun in a jy,pnp etc.. and run through the list of tools you have with you to gently remove parts with out damaging the parts.

...... your rusty $500 datsun has sole use of 2 car garage while your 40k car/truck is parked on the road.

....... you know what is wrong with friends datsuns and how to fix it, from a very brief description of probem, because you have been there more times than you care to admit

[Guest kamakazi620]

...... you buy parts for your next project before you have your next project.

......your parts car has a parts car.

......an EI dizzy is an upgrade.

...... you see a datsun in a jy,pnp etc.. and run through the list of tools you have with you to gently remove parts with out damaging the parts.

...... your rusty $500 datsun has sole use of 2 car garage while your $250 Daily Datsun is parked on the road.

....... you know what is wrong with friends datsuns and how to fix it, from a very brief description of probem, because you have been there more times than you care to admit

FIXED!!!!!!!!