You know you own a Datsun when.............

[RedBanner]

...girls think its a cute car, but wont ride in it because its not "safe"

Dont give options.

[king bee66]

Dont give options.

 

tried that once before, bitch said it was rape.

[DatDoug]

...All your pullovers & jacket pockets are torn from catching on those damn bed hooks! :angry:

 

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[DatDoug]

...You have 3 sets of rims & tires cuz you get bored with the same look :P

[INDY510]

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When you have a bigger pile of parts than cars ....... . or you have more wheels than lug-nuts ...... :lol:

[Guest kamakazi620]

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When you have a bigger pile of cars than parts ....... . or you have more wheels than lug-nuts ...... :lol:

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[Rob W.]

you know you own a Datsun cause you can hear it running with the choke on nice and clear through the walls in the morning and know exactly when to run out and adjust it

[Str8_69]

If you don't already, you wish you had 10. If you do have 10, you still want MOAR!

[ripetomatoes]

... if you aren't mater.

[Guest kamakazi620]

........When your Girlfriend says "I wish you had a truck" And you say I do!! the 620 is a truck and she says "No thats a GO kart with a bed on it"

[datzenmike]

... you roll up to the locked gate at the Canby fairgrounds at 11:30PM, it's dark and quiet and get out. A voice in the dark says " Is that a Datsun I hear running?" You grin.

 

... You're going camping and need something to hold the tarp on your trailer. You go into the store and ask for a battery tie down.

 

... you wish your dash light dimmer switch went as high as Nigel's amp.

 

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[ZackTheImpaler]

When you go out on your lunch break, and all that happens is fixing a carb.....

[Hardwyre]

tried that once before, bitch said it was rape.

No, rape is what happens when you leave her ass in the shitty part of town because she doesn't want to ride.

 

... if you aren't mater.

Soon young grass hopper. Soon.

[Jester]

...you're sitting in a meeting at work and the person next to you says "you smell like gas"

 

...your idea of fun is the junkyard.

 

 

....... you have two engine "projects" for the same car.

[Skulptr]

...if your son drops his toy and it bounces right back up cause it hit the spinning axle through the hole where the shifter boot used to be

 

 

 

 

...if you plan to get everything fixed on your list in 3 days, and 4 weeks later, the list is still growing

[NICKLE&DIME]

.......if your insurance agent asks; "why do you want full coverage on a 1970 datsun?" ( more than 4 agents replied with the same question) puzzled :rolleyes:

[FiveTenzo]

...you're sitting in a meeting at work and the person next to you says "you smell like gas"

 

 

...when your at school and the girl you like says "you smell like gas"

[KC Phirus]

Your redneck friends get mad cause your truck will outperform their giant 4x4s offroad and fit down trails 5ft and a couple inches wide.

[MicroMachinery]

... your theft deterrent is removing the rotor.

 

... you're more pissed about the broken window than the stolen stereo.

[KC Phirus]

... your theft deterrent is removing the rotor.

 

Or carry the coil wire in your pocket

[MicroMachinery]

... it irritates you when people mispronounce the word "Datsun".

 

... you carry a spare fuel pump.

 

... you want to "save them all".

[KC Phirus]

... it irritates you when people mispronounce the word "Datsun".

 

Around here they swear it's Dat-Soon.

[DatDoug]

...Your late to a meeting to buy another Datsun cuz some ol timer @ the gas station wants to talk to you about your Datto :cool:

[Skib]

you correct someone when they call it a Nissan when its Pre-84

[datsun mom]

---- your shoes have no laces..... couse the wipers do.