You know you own a Datsun when.............

[Ranman72]

you correct someone when they call it a Nissan when its Pre-84

you can rebuild the motor in a fairground at canby

 

you are grass sleding on a honda hood sucking up datsun exhaust fumes

[datsun mom]

you know you own a datsun when--- theres no room left for your wife to park her car.

[Eomund]

When you leave the doors unlocked so they dont break the windows for nothing.

 

When it takes you 3 days to get it home and ends up coming home on a trailer.

 

when its too narrow for a vehicle trailer.

[ZackTheImpaler]

I did that today!

 

 

Youknow you own a 620 when............................You drive a different car/truck and first stop sign/light you lock the brakes up..

[tdaaj]

When you save radiator hoses and fan belts

[DAT510]

when Datsun becomes a lifestyle

 

add the word Datsun to your computer dictionary cause it thinks it's spelt wrong

 

you hate ricers ollz

[skyblue]

...you break down on the side of a road and you're able to fix it with the tools in your glovebox

...when you get more looks in a dropped goon that the ricers do on the strip.

[ariascarlos1990]

you have a w58 head on your dresser, a l20 chillin in your room, as well as zx struts and a bunch of other dato stuff.

 

[ZackTheImpaler]

......your wife rolls her eyes as you read this shit to her and says "God, sounds like they're describing you

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe that's just knowing you're Ratsun

[elmerfudpucker]

You know you own a Datsun when.....you have to wipe the condensation off of both the inside and outside of the windows before driving every morning.

 

Done it

 

...your parts car has a parts car.

...you know other Datsun owners by their forum name but not their actual name.

..."I was in a Datsun" is a legal defense against speeding tickets.

...your boss actually believes "My car broke down" when you're late.

...your trunk tools are both metric and SAE.

...you can precisely recite the make, model and year of every non-original part on your car (at least 20) but can't remember your kid's birthday or your anniversary.

 

True

 

...your idea of fun is the junkyard.

 

Yep Yep

 

... your theft deterrent is removing the rotor.

 

... you're more pissed about the broken window than the stolen stereo.

 

Done it

 

you can rebuild the motor in a fairground at canby

 

you are grass sleding on a honda hood sucking up datsun exhaust fumes

 

Seen both, didnt get to ride tho...and it was my hood :crying:

 

......your wife rolls her eyes as you read this shit to her and says "God, sounds like they're describing you

Maybe that's just knowing you're Ratsun

 

:devil:

[Skib]

this.

 

[Guest kamakazi620]

Your PROUD to be seen driving this.............

And PO did some fixing on it!!!

[elmerfudpucker]

Duct tape is a mild conductor of electricity....

[turboHLS30]

this.

 

That is one sick tat!

[HRH]

...when you've had more than two motors in your reliable daily driver and planning a third for the race car.

...when you Exxon the wall of the kitchen while priming your KAZ24 hybrid motor because you forgot to put the oil pressure switch in.

...you can recite options of parts from other cars that will fit on another Datsun model and the best wrecking yard from which to obtain such pleasures.

[Rob W.]

... when the pictures your kids draw you for your office look like this

 

 

Not sure which model those are but they are sweet rides I'm sure!

[HRH]

^Nice!

[Skulptr]

...when theres twine dangling from the rear axle that nobody has bothered to cut off after tying down that load all those years ago

[wayno]

You know your a datsun owner when you tell people how to get to your place by saying "Go down this street, you can't miss it".

[paradoxx]

as some already said......

 

you own a datsun when your favorite cologne is 98octane gas.

 

you own a datsun when you bump with a 50-60 old man and says " I used to race against a SSS and was unable to beat it with my BMW E30 (that day a was so proud :D

 

you own a datsun when someone aproaches to you at a gas station and tells you, "I used to have one of those, I regret every day for selling it"

 

you own a datsun when .....while raining you have to put the super fast wipers.

 

you own a datsun when you realize that no one else puts oil into the carbs.

[Interrobang]

...when unlocking your car does not involve using the key on the driver's door.

 

...when you vacuum your carpets once a week to keep them dry.

 

...It's always 5:00 (or whatever time your clock last functioned).

[Skulptr]

....when you get to work, and your wind shield is still iced over

 

 

...when no auto parts store can get you the right freaking part the 1st, or even 2nd try

[DRIVEN]

^^^because no one at the parts store was alive when Datsuns were built.

[Blitz]

when it breaks down at 6 am on a sunday and out of nowhere 3 old guys come up saying "I had one of those" and proceed to help you fix it .

[Pumpkn210]

Yoiu know you own a datsun when you cant drive without a Smile! :D