You know you own a Datsun when.............

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

when...you hop in that old datsun and rd trip to a different country to see a whole bunch of datsuns,and their owners

[king bee66]

...when the part you need only costs 15$ but takes you 2 years to source

[71_521]

And you would if you could

 

can you ??? LOL

[Jayden71]

when you tell the parts guy, "Look it up again, Datzenmike sez this is the part number and Nismo Dr sez its still available!!"

[datzenmike]

when...you hop in that old datsun and rd trip to a different country to see a whole bunch of datsuns,and their owners

 

And every person there is your brother or sister. Over half are younger than their cars.

[Digi7al Trauma]

..... when you have 3 bottles of rain-x, because your windshield wipers dont do a damn bit of good

 

..... when a police officer writes a ticket on the roof, and has to bend over to do it

[Guest kamakazi620]

............The most uncomfortable sex is in a 620 single cab,And you and Girlfriend agree no matter how horny you both are to NEVER do it in the truck again!!

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

And every person there is your brother or sister. Over half are younger than their cars.

 

Word.

isnt that the shit :cool:

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

............The most uncomfortable sex is in a 620 single cab,And you and Girlfriend agree no matter how horny you both are to NEVER do it in the truck again!!

 

 

:blink:

there is a box in the back you know..

[Jayden71]

:blink:

there is a hole in the back you know..

fixed

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

fixed

 

 

that too :lol:

[Jayden71]

You paid moar for your Datsun than you did your weding ring

[king bee66]

You paid moar for your Datsun than you did your weding ring

 

you either paid too much for your datsun or got a really really cheap wedding ring :P

[RadioRedline]

...you consider 60mph fast (3spd auto)

...your box is full of what you think are priceless parts, but you don't have to worry, no one will steal anything because they are for a Datsun.

...on a 2000km road trip you don't burn a drop of oil on your Stock, original, 40-year-old-engine.

...and for said road trip your total gas bill is 70$

 

Radio

[mellotrongirl]

You don't worry about losing you ignition key, since every other Datsun key will start it anyway...and quite possibly the keys from any other car you have...

[Laecaon]

...you consider 60mph fast (3spd auto)

 

Um really? I hit 87mph with my goon fully loaded (moving to college).

[Guest kamakazi620]

:blink:

there is a box in the back you know..

Just what we wanted to do lay in the rain!!! and i think i had an engine in the bed too

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

Just what we wanted to do lay in the rain!!! and i think i had an engine in the bed too

 

 

shower :lol:

Motor in the bed,hmm could have been a ...prop... :lol:

[Digi7al Trauma]

Just what we wanted to do lay in the rain!!! and i think i had an engine in the bed too

 

 

..... when you have sex with you gf and give her a concussion from banging her head into a datsun motor

[Ratty260z]

When you watch too many videos of datsuns on YouTube and immediately go take your datsun for a drive to get it out of your system.

 

When your buddy leaves his datsun at your place and lets you have a set of keys to move it if need be but you end up taking it for a drive around the neighborhood. :D

[Guest kamakazi620]

When you watch too many videos of datsuns on YouTube and immediately go take your datsun for a drive to get it out of your system.

 

When your buddy leaves his datsun at your place and lets you have a set of keys to move it if need be but you end up taking it for a Clutch/tire test(burnouts) around the neighborhood. :D

FIXED!!!

[Ratty260z]

FIXED!!!

 

Haha that would be the case if my bud's goon's roadster 5 speed didn't grind into every gear after sitting 20 years and being abused behind a 80's built up l20b it does pull good to 7000 though :D

[KC Phirus]

............The most uncomfortable sex is in a 620 single cab,And you and Girlfriend agree no matter how horny you both are to NEVER do it in the truck again!!

 

Topper yo

[fisch]

You don't worry about losing you ignition key, since every other Datsun key will start it anyway...and quite possibly the keys from any other car you have...

 

 

So true! Literally, the key for my `71 521 will start my 1959 Datsun!! I thought it was only me!

[Hardwyre]

"I was going to ticket you for speeding, but I just can't believe you were actually going as fast as my radar says you were. So instead, I'm sending it in to get serviced."