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1 hour ago, bananahamuck said:

 

I loved Robin Williams ,, hell, i even got a picture of him hanging on the closet door. 

 

 

It's good when you have a contact in the SFPD Forensics Dept. 

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1 hour ago, bananahamuck said:

 

 

 

 

I loved Robin Williams ,, hell, i even got a picture of him hanging on the closet door. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Which side?

 

I wouldn't want him watching me sleep.

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He aint looking into the camera Mike. 

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I check under the bed for clowns too.

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Well that's smart cause the damn commies are everywhere. . . . 

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On 1/25/2019 at 10:17 PM, datzenmike said:

 

Which side?

 

I wouldn't want him watching me sleep.

 

                   You saying he came out of the closet?

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1 minute ago, angliagt said:

 

                   You saying he came out of the casket?

 

 

Didn't ask... didn't tell.

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On 1/25/2019 at 8:16 PM, datzenmike said:

I check under the bed for clowns too.

What will you do when you find one???

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1 hour ago, KoHeartsGPA said:

What will you do when you find one???

 

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I'm likely a wee bit more violent then datzenmike.

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An Irishman goes into a pub and orders three whiskies. 


After he has put them on the bar, the barman says to him: "That’s not like you, Paddy, you’re normally a Guinness man!”


Paddy replies: “Well you see, I’ve just had my first ever blowjob".


”Great!” says the barman, “Have another one on the house!"


Paddy replies: "No thanks, if three of them don’t work, a fourth one won’t get rid of the taste either!”

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Irishman are in a bar:
The Scotsman says:

“As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there’s a wee place. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he’ll buy the fifth drink.”

“Well,” said the Englishman, “At my local in London, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two.”

“Ahhh, dat’s nothin’,” said the Irishman, “back home in my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually.

Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see that you gets laid, all on the house!”

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

The Irishman swore every word was true.

Then the Englishman asked, “Did this actually happen to you?”
“Not to me, personally, no,” admitted the Irishman, “but it did happen to me sister quite a few times.”

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6 hours ago, a.d._510_n_ok said:

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Than my stripper name is Cesar Slob

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37 minutes ago, paradime said:

 

Than my stripper name is Cesar Slob

 

Evidently I'm Bacon Bits Asshole then.

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Blue cheese black sheep

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