q-tip Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Term " ape shit " seen it first hand at the SF zoo. He got the whole crowd, baby's were crying, people running. Nice fling old man. Long story alert. With the family at the San Diego zoo when I was about 10 over by the monkeys and apes and such. The enclosure we go up to co tains a male monkey whom is part of a breeding program that used artificial insemination we find out form the worker who was there at the time. Turns out this guy is the o e who collects the samples for the program. Monkey sees him and just starts going at it, I mean vigorously, like it was trying to kill him. The guy has his back to the enclosure and doesn't see it but that monkey blew his load on that guys back from probably 6' away hanging from the fence. It's no poo slinging but hilarious none the less. Link to comment
Draker Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Ha.. bad day at work. 1 Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Nice, the monkeys at the lil itty bitty zoo we have here are all behind glass, I have seen the alpha splat the glass with shat a few times. Link to comment
q-tip Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Ha.. bad day at work. The honestly didn't seem phased by it, like it was a regular occurrence. 1 Link to comment
HRH Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 I just ran 2.5 miles in 19:40! That's 7:51 miles bitches!! :D 4 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 I just ran 2.5 miles in 19:40! That's 7:51 miles bitches!! :D Too much oxygen. Try again Matt. 1 Link to comment
Draker Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 I just ran 2.5 miles in 19:40! That's 7:51 miles bitches!! :D Wow! I ran 1 mile in 7:30.. that's my best. I could not beat 19:40 for 2.5 miles. Good time! 1 Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 What's a ran? 2 Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 What's a ran? country in the middle east, next door to a rack. 7 Link to comment
HRH Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Wow! I ran 1 mile in 7:30.. that's my best. I could not beat 19:40 for 2.5 miles. Good time! Well, that would be 21 seconds quicker there, math genius. :D For the record, my fastest mile time in high school was 5:08. Doubt I'm going to see that again. If I can dip into the 6s, I'll be plenty happy. Mike, since you bike all the time, I think we should have a much-hyped race at Canby. CanadiENS vs Amuricans! :D Run or bike, you choose. Although they don't allow bikes, so I think we have to run. Lol. 2 Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 One speed bike. How much distance? 1 mile? Pick your favorite gear ratio lol Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted January 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Bikers can't run. Unless they regularly run 2 Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Iz that near rack? Link to comment
Draker Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Well, that would be 21 seconds quicker there, math genius. :D For the record, my fastest mile time in high school was 5:08. Doubt I'm going to see that again. If I can dip into the 6s, I'll be plenty happy. Mike, since you bike all the time, I think we should have a much-hyped race at Canby. CanadiENS vs Amuricans! :D Run or bike, you choose. Although they don't allow bikes, so I think we have to run. Lol. If started on a second mile... it would probably be around 12 minutes. I couldn't beat 19:40. 1 Link to comment
HRH Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Oh c'mon, I'll bet you could do it with some training! :D Link to comment
Draker Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Oh c'mon, I'll bet you could do it with some training! :D I don't have enough dedication. I'm not a runner. I agree, I could probably do better with some extra effort. 1 Link to comment
tr8er Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Well, that would be 21 seconds quicker there, math genius. :D For the record, my fastest mile time in high school was 5:08. Doubt I'm going to see that again. If I can dip into the 6s, I'll be plenty happy. Mike, since you bike all the time, I think we should have a much-hyped race at Canby. CanadiENS vs Amuricans! :D Run or bike, you choose. Although they don't allow bikes, so I think we have to run. Lol. Running race? Your car will be right there... Link to comment
Draker Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 The Police know when the car show is in town. They are everywhere! 1 Link to comment
tr8er Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 The Police know when the car show is in town. They are everywhere! HA! In that case, get all dramatic fast and furious. Setup all your cars like a big drag race is about to go down, but be all running shoes and water bottles. Cops will die laughing. 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted January 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Canby cops have no sense of humor. 1 Link to comment
Draker Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 HA! In that case, get all dramatic fast and furious. Setup all your cars like a big drag race is about to go down, but be all running shoes and water bottles. Cops will die laughing. lol Link to comment
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