Mattndew76 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Have you found no donor body for the Zed yet? Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Have you found no donor body for the Zed yet? Who need a donor body?! 2 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. One of my co-workers/teammates just requested the 2nd week of June off. His time off request was approved. Fuck. Which means I will probably get denied time off. You know when it is, put your vacation in as soon as possible. Quote Link to comment
Rick-rat Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ He was waiting to be sure it wasn't cancelled :yawn: , or the excuses for not going are starting earlier than the past years 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 I do mine in the fall. It's marked on the white board in colored marker. It's there for so long that no one sees it anymore and a week before going I mention it and there's a big to-do about it. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 I can't request vacation until the system says I have accrued vacation time. The system automatically denies requests if you do. Next month was when I planned to request. My writer and team leader know I want out that weekend. I'll be fine. 2 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 You can also click click boom the system...because....datsun! Quote Link to comment
Rhino13 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 And that's why you work for a privately owned small business, you take as much time off as you need, when you need :D 3 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 I do mine in the fall. It's marked on the white board in colored marker. It's there for so long that no one sees it anymore and a week before going I mention it and there's a big to-do about it. You work for my wife?? Quote Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 I do mine in the fall. It's marked on the white board in colored marker. It's there for so long that no one sees it anymore and a week before going I mention it and there's a big to-do about it. Just write it on the board in permanent marker. 6 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 I can't request vacation time until a month prior and if there's three people already scheduled and somebody with more seniority wants the time off lowest seniority loses out Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Phone in sick. 1 Quote Link to comment
uberkevin Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 I'll quit.. Then get rehired.. 2 Quote Link to comment
Rhino13 Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Hobo, say something to make your daughter cry, then call work while she's crying in the background and tell them you're both sick and having explosive diarrhea. The explosive part is important, no one questions that especially if there's a kid crying in the background... 4 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Hobo, say something to make your daughter cry, then call work while she's crying in the background and tell them you're both sick and having explosive diarrhea. The explosive part is important, no one questions that especially if there's a kid crying in the background... Sounds like you're speaking from experience. Quote Link to comment
bilzbobaggins Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 blue balls. Call in with blue balls. Works with female and male bosses alike. Neither one wants proof. Unless they are in to you I guess. 1 Quote Link to comment
maltese Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 blue balls. Call in with blue balls. Works with female and male bosses alike. Neither one wants proof. Unless they are in to you I guess. Win win? Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Diarrhea is always best of excuses, bar none! Quote Link to comment
Rhino13 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Sounds like you're speaking from experience. I am! not with a kid, but I know hobos a dad so why not use that to his advantage, right? Haha But anything that will make the situation uncomfortable works. Using blue balls would be hilarious! On a side note, at my first job (I was 15 or 16) I told my boss my grandma was in the hospital so my coworker (who was my best friend) who gave me a ride and I had to leave. He believed us because who would question that, so we went and got baked and I got a call that my grandma was actually in the hospital. I felt like a little bastard but hey, I got out of work! Moral of the story, don't leave work to get baked, leave work to make it to Canby so you can get baked there. 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 No smoking allowed. They're watching you. Quote Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Ok, bring some eddibles. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Fritz you coming down? Take your goon and sleep in it. Nothing like waking up Sat morning, climbing out the tail gate and stumbling through a field of Datsuns, I mean NOTHING like it. 4 Quote Link to comment
Rhino13 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 They must've had a blind guy watching the Datslocos camp last year then! Haha 2 Quote Link to comment
Ranman72 Posted January 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 if your calling out sick tell them you have it coming out both ends trowing up and diaria problem solved remember no excuses just be there :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: 3 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 They must've had a blind guy watching the Datslocos camp last year then! Haha I did notice Mike peepn.... Quote Link to comment
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