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[VFR800]

[hang_510]

first

 

Rums the word!

I had that as somebody's first try. The needle bounced off my anklebone.

Its now a cover up of a cover up.

 

Next piece will be a 510 on my forearm.

[Soundline]

My next tattoo.

 

[VFR800]

[hobospyder]

Rums the word!

I had that as somebody's first try. The needle bounced off my anklebone.

Its now a cover up of a cover up.

 

Next piece will be a 510 on my forearm.

mine is a memorial tattoo. Though I did use to drink a shitload if bacardi

[hobospyder]

So, got to work, took my pre shift nap even though my routine was all fucked up from not having my smokes, woke up still nauseated and wanting a smoke, called in, attempted to fall back asleep. Waited until after shift start for this end of the building, went in, took a shit and now back in my car ready to head home

[datzenmike]

 

Like a BAWZZZZ

[VFR800]

^^^

 

I've heard the term "shitbox" applied to a car before but that image is the 1st time I've seen a literal rendition.

[VFR800]

[DaBlist]

[125 CSL]

[tr8er]

On my honor, my kids will learn to drive with a stick.

[hobospyder]

On my honor, my kids will learn to drive with a stick.

I've already told my daughter she has to

[Crashtd420]

I hear that... i feel if my son learns how to drive the old school with a stick he'll be better off.... to much electronics try to take over the driving experience these days....

[hobospyder]

I think they're working to dumb down society with all the car electronics and auto drive and what not. The more cars do the less people think yaknow?

[240zness]

That horse , "left the barn" is it?, a generation ago right. Using paddles is good enough for me.

 

If old cars stay relevant/legal they'll want to learn. Not betting on direct drive autonomous electric , even long term.

[HOGIE]

On my honor, my kids will learn to drive with a stick.

My daughter is 7 and already knows when to tell me to shift based on the engine noise in my truck. Also she gets to put her hand on mine and pull the shifter to the next gear. Of course I'm there as the safety override and for down shifting. She loves it

[Crashtd420]

Hogie I remember doing that same thing with my dad as a kid....

I let my son (5yrs old) sit in my lap as I pull in my driveway when I get home....

One time he stomped the throttle on me... lucky I had the brakes on.... we did a monster brake stand burnout for my wife at the end of the driveway.... she was not impressed but he was...

[tr8er]

I learned on a column shift ford. I'll not be quite so cruel to my littles.

[Crashtd420]

I bet kids growing up today would have no idea what to do with a column shift

[KoHeartsGPA]

Brilliant!

[VFR800]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

 

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

 

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

“Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
“No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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[datzenmike]

See Cus for political comment and satire.

[Jesse C.]