tr8er Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Oh my f.... So I walk into the office after driving the crew cab dodge ram 3500 diesel. this truck has like a 20" exhaust pipe right. And I say, "wow Marco, I feel my testosterone levels rise when I drive this beast". One office worker storms out of the office for the rest of the day. Next thing I know, the entire office needs to go through sensitivity training. Nobody has the BALLS to just say, no. This does not warrant this expense, or time. There is one person total that gets offended (quite certain of this). What would you do Ratsun? Link to comment
MikeRL411 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Oh my f.... So I walk into the office after driving the crew cab dodge ram 3500 diesel. this truck has like a 20" exhaust pipe right. And I say, "wow Marco, I feel my testosterone levels rise when I drive this beast". One office worker storms out of the office for the rest of the day. Next thing I know, the entire office needs to go through sensitivity training. Nobody has the BALLS to just say, no. This does not warrant this expense, or time. There is one person total that gets offended (quite certain of this). What would you do Ratsun? I would say it in Hawaian. 1 Link to comment
DatWifey Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I would talk about testosterone and dicks and balls more :rofl: 2 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Take the training. You get to sit in a chair and get paid. Then learn an obscure language to speak. Fucking people. 1 Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 The nerve of some people. Stuck up fuckers. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Where does it fucking end? Really. I'm all for understanding others, being somewhat understanding of those that are over-sensitive, but seems to me we are being held hostage by these candy-ass pussy, limp wrist, hanky twisting, girly-man, cry when Forrest Gump's mom died, crystal gazing, Om chanting, sandal wearing, whiny voiced, oh I broke a nail, fucks. The company should single them out for re education. Have 'em watch this ... Then tell them to grow a mustache and harden the fuck up 12 Link to comment
72240z Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I must need the training too because I dont see whats wrong with that statement lol 3 Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Mike...thanks for the new sig material! haha.. Harden the fuck up mate :fu: 1 Link to comment
laotsu Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I would get the fuck out of Hawaii because that place sucks balls. Link to comment
Str8_69 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 We once had a receptionist that complained that she couldn't work with a parts counter guy. When asked why, she said "because he has tattoos." She had never once met him or talked to him, just worked across the floor from him. They "asked" him to wear long sleeve shirts, and he did. She could not stand knowing that he had those evil tattoos and finally quit, and I believe got unemployment due to "job place stress" or some shit. Link to comment
HRH Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I cried when Forrest Gump's mom died. What are you trying to say there Mike? :D For the record, one of my most favorite lyrics. "If I offended you, you needed it." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw3cHIFny0g 1 Link to comment
Ranman72 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 fuck that bitch and I assume its a bitch next time I would say my DICK gets hard when I drive that truck or I get a woody when I drive that truck Nothing wrong with a woody is there 1 Link to comment
Radim Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Where does it fucking end? Really. I'm all for understanding others, being somewhat understanding of those that are over-sensitive, but seems to me we are being held hostage by these candy-ass pussy, limp wrist, hanky twisting, girly-man, cry when Forrest Gump's mom died, crystal gazing, Om chanting, sandal wearing, whiny voiced, oh I broke a nail, fucks. The company should single them out for re education. Have 'em watch this ... Then tell them to grow a mustache and harden the fuck up Mark Chopper Reid is awesome. Link to comment
Rocket Dog Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I've seen both extremes in office culture. Generally things get sorted out when senior leaders make the right call and aim for the reasonable middle ground. Sounds easy but we're such a litigious society everybody is afraid of winding up in court. Harden the fuck up. Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Tr8r, I guess you shouldn't call that guy Marco. That's insensitive to people with less interesting names. Str8 69, that bitch should've been fired on the spot. You cant discriminate against your coworkers based on skin color. 1 Link to comment
tr8er Posted August 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I must need the training too because I dont see whats wrong with that statement lol Yeah, that's my problem as well. I prey that this was just the straw the broke the camels back. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I saw nothing wrong with your original statement. Sounds like that cunt just needs to get laid or have the stick removed from her ass. SHIT! I'll see you in class. Link to comment
tr8er Posted August 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I saw nothing wrong with your original statement. Sounds like that cunt just needs to get laid or have the stick removed from her ass. SHIT! I'll see you in class. This sounds like a solution is close, shall I send her your way? cause, "not it!" Link to comment
EricJB Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I work in a machine shop. No women. We tell each other to stfu and pull up your big girl panties, and get back to work every day. When someone leaves early, it's because their vagina hurts. As they leave, at least one of us Yells "my labia, my labia". Usually the boss. Then I go to Candi's office to drop something off and everyone is golly gosh, gee willickers it sure is nice to see you. What fucking planet are these people from. Candi gets home and talks like a drunken sailer. I don't know how she does it. No one has the right to never be offended. Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 ^^lucky, we have women in my machine shop and we are all nearly in fear of HR coming down on us for nothing, it only takes once and were all fucked.... Link to comment
KA620KC Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Oh my f.... So I walk into the office after driving the crew cab dodge ram 3500 diesel. this truck has like a 20" exhaust pipe right. And I say, "wow Marco, I feel my testosterone levels rise when I drive this beast". One office worker storms out of the office for the rest of the day. Next thing I know, the entire office needs to go through sensitivity training. Nobody has the BALLS to just say, no. This does not warrant this expense, or time. There is one person total that gets offended (quite certain of this). What would you do Ratsun Was it a local person or a Haole?? LOL My guess would be the latter. Link to comment
KA620KC Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I would get the fuck out of Hawaii because that place sucks balls. I think anyone can say that about anyplace. I was born and raised there. I'll bet this happened on Oahu....that place is a fucking nightmare. I was raised on Molokai and Maui. COMPLETELY different mindsets there. Oahu is a fucking rat race, dog eat dog, watch your fucking back place. I am part hawaiian/filipino and would NEVER EVER live on Oahu! Just sayin.... B) Link to comment
EricJB Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 ^^lucky, we have women in my machine shop and we are all nearly in fear of HR coming down on us for nothing, it only takes once and were all fucked.... 25+ yrs in the industry, I've only worked with 1 female machinist that was worth a shit. If I ever start my own shop, I would hire her in a minute. The rest of them are just attention whores. No skill, just drama and disruption. Link to comment
KyushaKai Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Oahu is a fucking rat race, dog eat dog, watch your fucking back place. B) Hey man you don't gotta watch your back here. You gotta watch your front, bumbai you get shot in the chest. LOLOLOLOL. 1 Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 What would you do Ratsun? Ban'em 1 Link to comment
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