The Taterhead Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Women are like a bus. If you miss one, sit still, another one will be along in a little while. Quote Link to comment
Guest 510kamikazifreak Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Fuck em and chuck em. Thats it . Find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em. Yes we've all made that mistake. true dat is Quote Link to comment
DRIVEN Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 I can't believe this retarded fucking thread went 3 pages. I know time spent in insomniacs (which this ISN'T) is non refundable but you jerks owe me like 6 minutes. I could have had sex 3.5 times! Take this "she likes my friend more than me" faggotry to facebook. How do I UNlike this thread or rate it at minus stars? Quote Link to comment
paradoxx Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 You have got to be kidding me.. this had better be a troll thread. "Should have spilled it when I could have"? Obsessing over a girl for 2 years? Starting threads like this is exactly why your friend got her and you're sharing your feelings with a bunch of dudes on a car forum, pining over something that hasn't a Datsun's chance in Mater's garage of happening. You're a man. Quit acting like a woman. You just graduated college for Pete's sake. Why are you so focused on a girl that you're not even dating? You should be celebrating your accomplishment, having fun. Get over it, work on your car, learn to be happy and content. Spend a little bit more time being interesting and doing things that you WANT to do, then she'd probably wishing SHE was with you, instead of her friend who beat her to the punch. In other words, if you are the type of guy women want to be with, they'll come after you. After 2 years, if nothing happened with you and this girl, you've been friend-zoned. If you don't back off, you can look forward to hearing alot of talk about how all your friend wants to do is have sex. Instead, distance yourself, and do your own thing. Don't follow them around, waiting for the break up and your chance to "tell all". If you want to salvage any chance, get a life and do your own thing. Date a few other girls(yes, there are more out there.. about 3 billion of em), and maybe she'll think you're actually capable of being with a woman. By that time, you should be over her, feeling ashamed of the wussiness that provoked you to start a thread like this. Good for you. You just graduated college. Congratulations. Time to man up. Quote Link to comment
banginboots Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 this thread is causing me to grow a fukking vagina..........any one wanna lik my mic. Quote Link to comment
ComicArtist Posted May 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Fuck it. Ima just lick her mic in front of her. Quote Link to comment
paradoxx Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 we want no video....ok haha just in case ;) Quote Link to comment
80datson Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Bahahahaha SIMPS these days.. the only girl I'm obsessed with is Ms.datsun Quote Link to comment
pharouh Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 You're not in love with her; you're in love with your illusion of her. The single best thing you can do is not give a fuck. By all means be good to her, but don't go out of your way to try and make her happy. Do your shit, and don't wait for her to "notice" you. The more pretty and "edgy" a chick is, the more she's used to guys bending over backwards to try and get her attention. You do what makes you happy, and if she gets a little off the edge of your gig, all the better. But if this chick hasn't done jack shit to command your respect other than show up, look good, and sing in a manner not entirely made of complete suck, she's hasn't earned your time. If you have to chase her now, there's a good chance you'll have to chase her later to keep her interested. And if she's actually decent and just genuinely not interested in you and you've made a fly by, then its time to pursue other pastures. If you've been a man with her about how you feel and she's declined your offerings, next ticket. And don't be a douche. Immature, stupid bitches love douches. But at the end of the day, you're just a fucking embarrassment to your mama. Once again you speak the truth,oh wise one. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Surely it can't end like this? Quote Link to comment
banginboots Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 hopefully hes been to busy gettin laid.........oh wait i mean likkin sum mic. Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Surely it can't end like this? 2 years and never said anything? then bitches about it on Ratsun? yeah.... threads gonna end like this. 1 Quote Link to comment
jalen Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 OICS! Or it never happened Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 lol no oics cuz itl never happen 1 Quote Link to comment
banginboots Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 DIE DIE DIE ALREADY Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Surely it can't end like this? Don't call me Shirley.... Quote Link to comment
DRIVEN Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Stop feeding it, dammit! Quote Link to comment
Z chopper Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 look at my sig a quote by the great King Rat himself Datzenmike. nuff said Quote Link to comment
Z chopper Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 find em feel em fuck em forget em there fixed Quote Link to comment
spitznoz Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 "FUCK MA LYF... ITS NOW O NEVA... I AM GONNA LIVE FO EVA! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE&ob=av3n Quote Link to comment
peanutbuttercups Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Moar!!!! Just roll up to her and tell her that her shirt is very becoming in on her,but if I was that shirt I'd becoming too.lol just like to tell you both good luck were all counting on you Quote Link to comment
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