tr8er Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Damn,those media photographers long lens really can reach right into the White House enclosures. Not sure what to call that color, but it's definitely not white. Link to comment
125 CSL Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Red Red Tomato A Mature well Educated woman loved her vegie patch and particularlygrowing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day,while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the mostbeautiful garden full of huge bright Red tomatoes. The woman asked thegentlemen, What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"The gentlemen responded, "Well, I know this will sound strange , but twice aday I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flashthem. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." Some body else told methis and I don't know why but it seems to work.Well, the woman thanked the man and as she walks away she thinks to herselfthis is absolutely ridiculous but at the same time she is so impressed; shedecides to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice aday for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the bestOne day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,“By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"No", she replied,"but my cucumbers are enormous." 3 Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Hope his window looks over her garden 2 Link to comment
DaBlist Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Hope his window looks over her garden That was his reason Link to comment
uieluck Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 If you like watching uncoordinated fat bitches take diggers, THIS ONE is for you! http://i.imgur.com/4TPwKnV.gifv Link to comment
DaBlist Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Stomping on rats should be a requirement 1 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 As long as no one heard him squeal like a little girl he can keep his job Link to comment
DaBlist Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Our taxes are paying for him to protect us. That's why we the people don't need guns Link to comment
DaBlist Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Seeing that reminds me of watching the Discovery Channel Alone series where in a pre-drop off interview this guy is spouting off about how if he encounters a bear it will be the bear that needs rescued not him. But after getting dropped off in the wilderness and seeing bear scat, no bear just the sign he calls for rescue stating "I didn't come here to get eaten". I don't think he lasted two hours. 1 Link to comment
uieluck Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 When I lived in Russia I saw a cat what I thought was a cat,,,,, was a rat. 1 Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 When I lived in Russia. A few of your posts make more sense to me now. 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 You guys hear that?.... 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 There it is again, this thread must be haunted by the ghosts of members past, or maybe it's the members of past ghosts. 1 Link to comment
DaBlist Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 There it is again, this thread must be haunted by the ghosts of members past, or maybe it's the members of past ghosts. Wearing skinny jeans that come new with holes in the knees Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Wearing skinny jeans that come new with holes in the knees no cred in those. I used to have to rock some 70s patches if I wore through my jeans when I was younger. Had a sweet mushroom one one time 1 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WArYNJBxY4 I guess gigantic lungwarts do serve a purpose. 1 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Looks like he is uncircumcised. 1 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 You can repost these anytime. 1 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Who dose not need to lose an extra pound or two,. This gal? Link to comment
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