datzenmike Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 If you like watching uncoordinated fat bitches take diggers, THIS ONE is for you! http://i.imgur.com/4TPwKnV.gifv I don't see any picture. Stomping on rats should be a requirement First of all, it's a mouse. Second, don't be... ... this guy! 2 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 What? I have always cut my sammiches that way. Doesn't everyone? Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 I don't see any picture. You didn't miss a thing. Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 They were bumping passengers so that they could fly employees. The employees should have been put in the cargo hold with the pets. 1 Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 That rat was coming from the kitchen.... Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Not the employees fault. Probably not the airport security's fault either. I imagine they got called out to remove , what they thought was another drunk asshole causing problems. Then to show their boss they could do a good job proceeded to drag the asshole off the plane by force. The problem is United's policy. No fucking way I would walk off a flight I paid for. If their tits are in a wringer it should be backed up a few turns and then run through again. For you kids that have heard this expression but didn't quit 'get it', here's a wringer on a washing machine. It has an adjustable release so that if you get your fingers caught (and trust me it's easily done pushing the washing in) and drawn into the rollers, it's supposed to unlock them. When I was 4 my arm went in up the the elbow. I thought the thing was eating me. But the release did work, only physiological damage. Warning sign should say 'Keep hands and tits out of wringer' 2 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Not the employees fault. Probably not the airport security's fault either. I imagine they got called out to remove , what they thought was another drunk asshole causing problems. Then to show their boss they could do a good job proceeded to drag the asshole off the plane by force. The problem is United's policy. No fucking way I would walk off a flight I paid for. If their tits are in a wringer it should be backed up a few turns and then run through again. For you kids that have heard this expression but didn't quit 'get it', here's a wringer on a washing machine. It has an adjustable release so that if you get your fingers caught (and trust me it's easily done pushing the washing in) and drawn into the rollers, it's supposed to unlock them. When I was 4 my arm went in up the the elbow. I thought the thing was eating me. But the release did work, only physiological damage. Warning sign should say 'Keep hands and tits out of wringer' My kid sister got her arm caught in one of those when she was about 5 or 6. She was being very 'helpful with the laundry. Happened in late spring. Broke her arm in several places. She was in a cast for about 4 months. Back when they used plaster instead of that lightweight pre preg stuff of today. Heavy, and boy did her arm get to stinking. Missed her tit though. I don't think she had sprouted them yet. 1 Link to comment
Jesse C. Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 My brother stuck his finger in it, while it was off and started screaming! Scared the shit out of mom! Go his ass handed to him when dad got home. We rarely laugh about it now. 2 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Just think of a 'kinder gentler' wood chipper. Try to any way. If you're going to 'bump' a passenger do it in the terminal, actually try not doing it at all. 2 Link to comment
DaBlist Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 All United needed to do was keep raising the price of what they were offering for being bumped until they had enough volunteers. Volunteers being the key word meaning everybody was happy with the deal they got. If they announce there is a full flight prier to loading I usually ask at the desk if they need volunteers so I can get the free travel. 2 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Picked up Mrs. Racer and her brother at the airport last night. They flew in from Lousy Anna. On Alaska. In A 737-900. And no one was dragged off of the plane kicking and screaming. So they felt cheated somehow. 4 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Picked up Mrs. Racer and her brother at the airport last night. They flew in from Lousy Anna. On Alaska. In A 737-900. And no one was dragged off of the plane kicking and screaming. So they felt cheated somehow. Oh, yeah. Going to the airport at 10:30 on a weekday evening sucks. Add to that the pouring rain. And all the fucking idiots in the cell phone lot that can't drive and don't know how to park. Then the crowded arrivals lane near the terminal. How is it these morons can't figure out how to pull up to the curb, get the friends and relatives that just got in from wherever, and pull away? It ain't fucking rocket science for Christ's sake. Figure it out. Better yet, stay home and let them ride home on the bus. 2 Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 My brother stuck his finger in it, while it was off and started screaming! Scared the shit out of mom! Go his ass handed to him when dad got home. We rarely laugh about it now. my grade school buddy was an anemic twig. his arm got sucked up in the rollers while we were playing, "touch the rollers but don't get your arm caught" and was broken. his mom was gonna sue mine but it was pretty obvious that anyone using a wringer machine in 1977 in gubment housing probably didn't have a lot of cash. pic unrelated. 5 Link to comment
Lockleaf Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 I giggled for like 2 minutes straight at that bear smoothie thing ^^^ :) No idea why i think that's so hilarious. 1 Link to comment
DaBlist Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 First of all, it's a mouse. You're used to seeing Canadian mice 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 ^^^the fuck is that guy. 4 Link to comment
ripetomatoes Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 And now we wait. 4 Link to comment
Lockleaf Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 For even better patina? Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 hummmm, dual parking brakes. 3 Link to comment
Royal Sierra Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 When I was little I jumped off of the play structure at the clackamas town center and cracked my wrist. My mom didnt sue but they thought she was going to. Sucks cuz I couldve been rich but noooo Link to comment
DaBlist Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 When I was little I jumped off of the play structure at the clackamas town center and cracked my wrist. My mom didnt sue but they thought she was going to. Sucks cuz I couldve been rich but noooo How was Clackamas Town Center negligent? 1 Link to comment
Royal Sierra Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Because they built a play structure kids could get hurt on. They changed it shortly after. Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Kids get hurt all the time, it's part of growing up! 3 Link to comment
Royal Sierra Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Agreed. Dablist needs to take a chill pill. He seems to get assranched way too easy. 1 Link to comment
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