INSMNCS: John Cain

[HOGIE]

They do but their penises are way too small to be able to actually really reflect their true appreciation.

This makes me happy I'm not Japanese

[VFR800]

Also everyone is an extreme outdoors person or skydiver.

 

Born in the dark alcoholic is probably gonna be a fun date

 

Here any of the female profiles will always say "Love being outdoors" yet that is a blatant lie as the bitches want to be in the mall shopping spending money like it's dust.

[Cleopatra Jones]

[q-tip]

Yeah, that poor fuckin guy.

[datzenmike]

Fucking airlines. Public relations nightmare for them.... well earned. Surely there would have been someone on that flight who could have re booked and taken the bonus.

[q-tip]

Fucking airlines. Public relations nightmare for them.... well earned. Surely there would have been someone on that flight who could have re booked and taken the bonus.

They were bumping passengers so that they could fly employees.

[VFR800]

Interestingly here in AUS,if you're an employee on a flight and there's a paying customer - the employee is the one off the plane.

[tr8er]

Interestingly here in AUS,if you're an employee on a flight and there's a paying customer - the employee is the one off the plane.

That's pass employees flying on personal trips. These were attendants or pilots needing to get to the crew at the other end of the flight. So different. This happens all of the time. The difference is that the one guy they picked was a fucking take no shit Doctor! He saw the $800 offer and said, "nah, I'll take the $500,000 TSA settlement".

[RatVonDude]

Did that shit happen on a United flight? My earliest childhood memory waz being bumped on a United flight

[Draker]

Do you know where he was traveling to? What the reason of his trip was? 

 

$800 is chump change when it comes to traveling. 

[VFR800]

That's pass employees flying on personal trips. These were attendants or pilots needing to get to the crew at the other end of the flight. So different. This happens all of the time. The difference is that the one guy they picked was a fucking take no shit Doctor! He saw the $800 offer and said, "nah, I'll take the $500,000 TSA settlement".

 

 

Ah yeah true,that is for personal flights for staff.

[RatVonDude]

Take no shit doctors are scary, especially when the pager was fashionable

[Royal Sierra]

That's cause they know you're trying to bait them in.

One of them took the fries but my stupid ass neighbor kid chased them off

[a.d._510_n_ok]

[q-tip]

One of them took the fries but my stupid ass neighbor kid chased them off

The jig is up, they're onto you, those fuckers are too smart.

[Draker]

 

 

[RatVonDude]

Got my business insurance! Legit!

 

Never tell them you do drywall. More claims of drunks falling and torching shit. Plus one for the stone team better people.

[RatVonDude]

And fucking NEVER say stucco!

[KoHeartsGPA]

Stucco

[RatVonDude]

I didnt even bring up "stucco" the insurance bitch did.

Then i had to convince them that my last name was neither Irish nor Italian. Finally got some decent numbers.

[KoHeartsGPA]

I didnt even bring up "stucco" the insurance bitch did.

Then i had to convince them that my last name was neither Irish nor Italian. Finally got some decent numbers.

Good night sleep awaits you after jumping over all those hoops!

[VFR800]

 

 

 

[Rhapakatui]

Damn,those media photographers long lens really can reach right into the White House enclosures.

Wrong part of the country for that sign.

 

Also wrong part of Ratsun for this post.

[VFR800]

Also wrong part of Ratsun for this post.

 

 

[flatcat19]

Um...