You know you own a Datsun when.............

[floyd17]

When your buddy's girlfriend asks "is that car even safe?" While he's drooling on the hood...

[The Taterhead]

When you only buy New Balance shoes in Datsun model numbers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe that's just OCD

[Rhapakatui]

When all of your friends are lighting up a fatty while you contemplate why they skipped that truck model number.....

 

[datsunfreak]

you contemplate why they skipped that truck model number.....

 

No kidding! Why isn't the 520/521 called a 420/421 (since it looks like a 410/411) and why isn't the 620 called a 520 since it looks like a 510?!?

[mikeanike99]

The 521 looks more like the 510 then the 620 and the 620 looks more like the 610

[datsunfreak]

The 521 looks more like the 510 then the 620 and the 620 looks more like the 610

 

Time for an eye check.   :rofl:

 

Heck, the 410/411 and 520/521 look like they actually share sheet metal...

 

From the B-pillar forward they are almost identical...  

 

[mikeanike99]

Wow! I didn't notice that....

[MicroMachinery]

I think the 410 and 520 look alike. But the 510 and 521 look more similar than the 510 and 620(as far as front end looks go). I'm with Mike on this one.

[mikeanike99]

The 521 is more square like the 510

[datsunfreak]

Wow! I didn't notice that....

 

Now I will give you that a 620 looks like the bastard child of a 510 and a 610...    :rofl:

[MicroMachinery]

The 610 and 620 have a more pointed nose... at least the later style 610.

[mikeanike99]

Yeah

[paradime]

When you open the door and take genuine pride in the... "Uniqueness" of your old car smell. Rotten banana peal, gas fumes, and Red Bull.  Shit Yaaaah!

[Z chopper]

When you open the door and take genuine pride in the... "Uniqueness" of your old car smell. Rotten banana peal, gas fumes, and Red Bull.  Shit Yaaaah!

decayed rodents after you thought you found the last corpse of but the smell still lingers

[Ranman72]

when you go to a swap meet to sell parts and the truck is more full coming home even though you sold a lot of parts 

[datson4life]

When u make ur fiance upset cause ur suppose to be saving up for the wedding, and come home with a new set of wheels that set u back a week lol

[Z chopper]

When u make ur fiance upset cause ur suppose to be saving up for the wedding, and come home with a new set of wheels that set u back a week lol

 

 

yo offset the cost of the wheels and to keep her, you need to do something for her.... like maybe buying her a 510 :rofl: . it is a "family" car right??

[datson4life]

I got her a 521 that has been neglected lately lol

[Swedishcadillac]

You take a 32 oz.botyle of gojo into the shower with you.

[CGS1948]

You use the yellow metal wheel chocks that came with your '72 240Z from the factory on every other vehicle except the Z.   :rofl:

[Rhapakatui]

You wait through 4 cycles at the stop light before changing lanes and making a u turn because the motion sensors aren't sensitive enough to see your STATION WAGON in the turning lane.

[Rhapakatui]

You misplace a gallon bleach bottle full of hydrochloric acid.

[q-tip]

You misplace a gallon bleach bottle full of hydrochloric acid.

Check your stomach

[paradime]

The first thing you look for is an exorcist when you have electrical problems

 

[q-tip]

The first thing look for is an exorcist when you have electrical problems

 

I second that. My tail lights went out for no reason just nothing no power to anything back there......then started working for no reason....never found anything wrong and they have worked just fine for the last 7 years.