You know you own a Datsun when.............

[Kirden]

After months of saving for a vacation, you drive your datsun for 30 minutes and blow it all on parts to "finish" your project...

[KELMO]

you have 3 Datsuns and none of them run and you spend an hour debating with yourself which on to work on first.....and you could have had at least one going in the time you wasted debating it.

[MicroMachinery]

... you're constantly offered $300 for your ride by people that "should have never gotten rid of the one they used to have".

[Royal Sierra]

Youre dad gets annoyed because your beat up datsun gets more complements than his Camaro

[floyd17]

when you see a dirt road, grin, throw it in second, and drift every corner.

[paradime]

When you keep everything you need to change a head gasket in the spare tub....  and can do it on the side of the road in under 2hrs.

[mikeanike99]

You know you own a datsun when you own a datsun....

[paradime]

You know you own a datsun when you own a datsun....

Nuff said, now we can close this thread.

[mikeanike99]

:rofl:

[paradime]

OK then. When you'er large enough to know... there is no substitution.

 

 

[mikeanike99]

Hey it's datsun mike :rofl:

[mikeanike99]

You know you own a datsun when going green means grass growing in the engine bay and cab

[RatVonDude]

When you're driving back from sacto and your cigarette butt lights the foam seat on fire, you pull over and grab some antifreeze from under the seat and luckily splash out the fire.

[mikeanike99]

Wow I tip my hat to you sir

[JoeCool]

When you are already a month late for the annual State Inspection and realize you don't have enough money to fix everything it needs to pass, and wonder how in the hell you are going to get the inspection done this year... or who do I know that still does them since I no longer do? Hey buddy... I need a favor...

[Janksun]

When you see amber turn signals on other makes and think euro....

[Royal Sierra]

When you are already a month late for the annual State Inspection and realize you don't have enough money to fix everything it needs to pass, and wonder how in the hell you are going to get the inspection done this year... or who do I know that still does them since I no longer do? Hey buddy... I need a favor...

Send me $131 and I'll register the datto here in Alaska. I'll send you Alaska plates and title. No emissions or inspection

[JoeCool]

No emission test here in NC on anything older than 1996, but I still have the safety. Only have to worry about one more time, this year is it. Next year the ol' Datto will be 35 years old and exempt!

[Royal Sierra]

Must be nice. Oregon we have emissions on anything 1975+ depending on the city

[Lolo One]

Your girlfriend is always saying, "How much was that? What's it for? Do you really need that?"

[Rhapakatui]

Your girlfriend is always saying, "How much was that? What's it for? Do you really need that?"

You said girlfriend.  That means the same line of questioning can be applied to her.  Wives are expensive to get rid of,  girlfriends are expensive to keep.

[q-tip]

Your girlfriend is always saying, "How much was that? What's it for? Do you really need that?"

 

I don't hear that just for Datsun parts....

[JoeCool]

Your girlfriend is always saying, "How much was that? What's it for? Do you really need that?"

 

My wife is saying that all the time! It gets aggravating, but here lately it is to legitimately fix something I need, so no BS.

[paradime]

When you spend more on parts than you do on gas.

[KELMO]

.......you use a Mountain Dew can and a Canada Dry can to make shims for between your steering box and steering column tube.