RedBanner Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ...girls think its a cute car, but wont ride in it because its not "safe" Dont give options. Quote Link to comment
king bee66 Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Dont give options. tried that once before, bitch said it was rape. 2 Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ...All your pullovers & jacket pockets are torn from catching on those damn bed hooks! :angry: ... 3 Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ...You have 3 sets of rims & tires cuz you get bored with the same look :P Quote Link to comment
INDY510 Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 . When you have a bigger pile of parts than cars ....... . or you have more wheels than lug-nuts ...... :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 . When you have a bigger pile of cars than parts ....... . or you have more wheels than lug-nuts ...... :lol: FIXED Quote Link to comment
Rob W. Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 you know you own a Datsun cause you can hear it running with the choke on nice and clear through the walls in the morning and know exactly when to run out and adjust it 3 Quote Link to comment
Str8_69 Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 If you don't already, you wish you had 10. If you do have 10, you still want MOAR! Quote Link to comment
ripetomatoes Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ... if you aren't mater. 1 Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ........When your Girlfriend says "I wish you had a truck" And you say I do!! the 620 is a truck and she says "No thats a GO kart with a bed on it" 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ... you roll up to the locked gate at the Canby fairgrounds at 11:30PM, it's dark and quiet and get out. A voice in the dark says " Is that a Datsun I hear running?" You grin. ... You're going camping and need something to hold the tarp on your trailer. You go into the store and ask for a battery tie down. ... you wish your dash light dimmer switch went as high as Nigel's amp. ... 2 Quote Link to comment
ZackTheImpaler Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 When you go out on your lunch break, and all that happens is fixing a carb..... Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 tried that once before, bitch said it was rape. No, rape is what happens when you leave her ass in the shitty part of town because she doesn't want to ride. ... if you aren't mater. Soon young grass hopper. Soon. Quote Link to comment
Jester Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ...you're sitting in a meeting at work and the person next to you says "you smell like gas" ...your idea of fun is the junkyard. ....... you have two engine "projects" for the same car. 1 Quote Link to comment
Skulptr Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ...if your son drops his toy and it bounces right back up cause it hit the spinning axle through the hole where the shifter boot used to be ...if you plan to get everything fixed on your list in 3 days, and 4 weeks later, the list is still growing 1 Quote Link to comment
NICKLE&DIME Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 .......if your insurance agent asks; "why do you want full coverage on a 1970 datsun?" ( more than 4 agents replied with the same question) puzzled :rolleyes: 1 Quote Link to comment
FiveTenzo Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ...you're sitting in a meeting at work and the person next to you says "you smell like gas" ...when your at school and the girl you like says "you smell like gas" 4 Quote Link to comment
KC Phirus Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Your redneck friends get mad cause your truck will outperform their giant 4x4s offroad and fit down trails 5ft and a couple inches wide. 2 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ... your theft deterrent is removing the rotor. ... you're more pissed about the broken window than the stolen stereo. 2 Quote Link to comment
KC Phirus Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ... your theft deterrent is removing the rotor. Or carry the coil wire in your pocket 2 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ... it irritates you when people mispronounce the word "Datsun". ... you carry a spare fuel pump. ... you want to "save them all". 3 Quote Link to comment
KC Phirus Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ... it irritates you when people mispronounce the word "Datsun". Around here they swear it's Dat-Soon. 1 Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ...Your late to a meeting to buy another Datsun cuz some ol timer @ the gas station wants to talk to you about your Datto :cool: 1 Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 you correct someone when they call it a Nissan when its Pre-84 2 Quote Link to comment
datsun mom Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 ---- your shoes have no laces..... couse the wipers do. 1 Quote Link to comment
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