The Dogfather Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Hey Folks I'm the Dogfather aka (Edward) I have just been elected President of Clearance Issues Mini Truck Club. So i'm here to let you all know This is what We are about. Clearance Issues Mini Truck Club As of this day March 25th 2010 let it be known that this group shall be called Clearance Issues and as it currently stands at formation we are a Mini Truck Club, Based in the Tacoma Area. These Bylaws set fourth here are subject to change at any time at the Club Members Discretion. 1. To be in our Club you need to own a Mini Truck? 2. You must be serious enough about your Truck to make Monthly Mods (Modifications) (Criteria Based on member’s opinions) 3. You must attend One Show per Year (Subject to Change at Members Discretion) 4. You must be willing to attend some of the work parties (Schedule permitting) and Help your Fellow Members. 5. Drunks and Drugs are not allowed. We are a Family Friendly Club, 6. You must be willing to volunteer your time to help the club raise Money when necessary 7. We have kids that like to sneak and look over our shoulders, so keep our forums Clean and free of Porn (Except in Designated areas, Parents Be warned) 8. You must attend 3 Work parties, 1 Club cruses, before being eligible to be voted into the Club. (We need to get to know you) 9. You must be willing to be a team Player, and be able to conform to the Majority vote. (in matters pertaining to the Club) 10. Your Truck must be either Bagged or Seriously Static Dropped and Have a Plan as to when it will be bagged. As of May 2nd 2010 So if these things sond like something you are interested in Come on over and sign up and lets Cruze Edward Campbell twolow@clearanceissues.org Link to comment
nismo dr Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 5. Drunks are not allowed. twolow@clearanceissues.org Well, I'm out. Link to comment
fastdadd Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 1. To be in our Club you need to own a Mini Truck? its a datsun not a mini truck 2. You must be serious enough about your Truck to make Monthly Mods (Modifications) (Criteria Based on member’s opinions) this is ratsun how much money do you think we have 7. We have kids that like to sneak and look over our shoulders, so keep our forums Clean and free of Porn (Except in Designated areas, Parents Be warned) must not have found the post-tits thread yet 10. Your Truck must be either Bagged or Seriously Static Dropped and Have a Plan as to when it will be bagged. i like a variety of styles Link to comment
Jesse C. Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Can I have a cool and catchy nickname? Like Onehungwaytoolow? :rolleyes: Link to comment
Skib Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 This thread......... is like a couple mormon kids knocking on the door.... of our biker bar....... :rofl: ROFL Link to comment
herculesinwyoming Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 i would rather just go my own way, that club sounds like it was started by some one who wanted to recruit alot of help for his build while every one else is still trying to become a member, and i like a beer when i am out in the sun or in the cold, or on vacation or watching a movie, or hell i just like to have a beer on my days off. :D Link to comment
Logical1 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Does That qualify as family friendly? Seriously though, Fully agree Skib. Sounds more like the gestapo truck club! Link to comment
Skib Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Does That qualify as family friendly? Seriously though, Fully agree Skib. Sounds more like the gestapo truck club! :rofl: Ratsun is family friendly, lots of members have kids that come and hang out at the BBQ's, shows, ect with us and they have a blast :lol: but we like to have a few beers with the boys after a hard day of wrenching, and well..... you woulnt make it vary far if you steal a datto ;) and hope Dillon catches you before I do :fu: :rofl: Link to comment
kmc63 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I think they are looking for "culture club" Link to comment
Skib Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I think they are looking for "culture club" :rofl: a night with Ratsun would be a culture shock I think Link to comment
hang_510 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 i was thinking this was about seals... 1. To be in our Club you need to own a Mini Truck? is this a rule or a question??? Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 9. You must be willing to be a team Player, and be able to conform to the Majority vote. I don't vote or conform. Link to comment
HRH Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Here's what I have to say about that: And the majority generally sucks. Also, I just have issues with anyone who has the handle "The Dogfather." A racist term beginning with a W comes to mind, though I shan't mention it here to keep with the decorum of the forum. Everytime I hear someone say "dawg" or, "yo, dawg" it reminds me of the ICP track regarding gang-bangers. Funny shit! :D Link to comment
Pumpkn210 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I have Clearance Issues and I wanna be a member. Then I can have the Discression to not follow any of the rules! But seriously, I would hang out. Need some resourses in the Local Bagged world for the Goon! :D And alwayse down to lend a hand! Link to comment
Skib Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 9. You must be willing to be a team Player, and be able to conform to the Majority vote. I don't vote or conform. doesnt conforming to the majority vote kind of defeat the purpose of voting? Link to comment
78kingcab Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 this shit is hella funny..... :lol: Link to comment
Skib Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 :rofl: had to do it thats an excessive amount of strict-ish obligations man Link to comment
elmerfudpucker Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I'm the Dogfather aka (Edward) I have just been elected President of Clearance Issues Mini Truck Club. I think Snoop might have a copyright on that...and voted by whom? These Bylaws set fourth here are subject to change at any time at the Club Members Discretion. You just lost half of Ratsun, we barely abide by the rules in the forum.. 1. To be in our Club you need to own a Mini Truck? I got a 720 2. You must be serious enough about your Truck to make Monthly Mods (Modifications) (Criteria Based on member’s opinions) Do repairs count? 3. You must attend One Show per Year (Subject to Change at Members Discretion) On top of the Ratsun meets? I am going to Canby, does that count? 4. You must be willing to attend some of the work parties (Schedule permitting) and Help your Fellow Members. AKA you? 5. Drunks and Drugs are not allowed. We are a Family Friendly Club, There goes the other half... 6. You must be willing to volunteer your time to help the club raise Money when necessary hehehe the dattos take it all..both time and money 7. We have kids that like to sneak and look over our shoulders, so keep our forums Clean and free of Porn (Except in Designated areas, Parents Be warned) ok... 8. You must attend 3 Work parties, 1 Club cruses, before being eligible to be voted into the Club. (We need to get to know you) But I hardly know you... 9. You must be willing to be a team Player, and be able to conform to the Majority vote. (in matters pertaining to the Club) We dont do much as far as votes here, unless it is about where we want to meet or where to go drink. 10. Your Truck must be either Bagged or Seriously Static Dropped and Have a Plan as to when it will be bagged. Umm HELL NO! my truck works for a living, not to mention my dogs make my truck drag already! Yea, but no, not interested, we dont follow the club scene, but you have fun now! Link to comment
sssr20det510 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Ok this is just me but if i wanted to have members join my club i might have some sort of event to get trucks or whatever out to your neck of the woods. bullshit with the people that show up, and make invites more personal. seriously I would not post up a bunch of rules and expect anyone to join. what does your club do for its members? why would anyone want to join, maybe its just me but i dont get it? And we are already in a car club its called RATSUN Link to comment
sick620 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 someone needs to title this guy "fail sauce" Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I'm in a club. Its called "I will do whatever the hell I want to with my 521" club. Must make monthly mods based on members suggestions, ya, thats not gonna go very far. I am an individual not a conformist Link to comment
hang_510 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I have a good mind to join the club... and beat you over the head with it! someone needs to title this guy "fail sauce" :thumbup: NOW theres a conformist vote! :fu: Link to comment
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