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A Vegan woman in Georgia was arrested for taking out her anger on the world of meat by slamming her car into a truck carrying chicken.

The woman was identified as 26-year-old Judith Moriah Armstrong. Police were able to track her down, but she refused to leave her house

until they produced a warrant. She did, however, speak to them through different windows in the house

 

After originally telling police it was an accident, she admitted to hitting the truck on purpose. She claimed she did it because she was a vegan. The driver of the truck says she hit the truck once from the side and then rammed it again after he slammed the breaks, causing his truck to spin out. The driver called 911 to report the color of the car, but Armstrong had already fled the scene. Armstrong claimed to be sober when the incident occurred but admitted to taking “a couple of shots” when she got home. Police tested her blood-alcohol level at the jail and she blew a .089, which is higher than the legal limit.

 

Any drunken vegan or chicken jokes?

Was she too chicken to stay at the scene of the accident? Something is a fowl here.

I bet someone egged her on as she crossed the road to hit that truck..

Did she overdose on Ranch Dressing?

 

I'll bet you $100 she voted for Hillary.  Yes, I'm being serious.

I will also be you she starts every sentence with the word"like"

 

Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Portland, Seattle or Marin county?

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A Vegan woman in Georgia was arrested for taking out her anger on the world of meat by slamming her car into a truck carrying chicken.

The woman was identified as 26-year-old Judith Moriah Armstrong. Police were able to track her down, but she refused to leave her house

until they produced a warrant. She did, however, speak to them through different windows in the house

 

After originally telling police it was an accident, she admitted to hitting the truck on purpose. She claimed she did it because she was a vegan. The driver of the truck says she hit the truck once from the side and then rammed it again after he slammed the breaks, causing his truck to spin out. The driver called 911 to report the color of the car, but Armstrong had already fled the scene. Armstrong claimed to be sober when the incident occurred but admitted to taking “a couple of shots” when she got home. Police tested her blood-alcohol level at the jail and she blew a .089, which is higher than the legal limit.

 

Any drunken vegan or chicken jokes?

Was she too chicken to stay at the scene of the accident? Something is a fowl here.

I bet someone egged her on as she crossed the road to hit that truck..

 

I'll bet you $100 she voted for Hillary.  Yes, I'm being serious.

 

Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Portland, Seattle or Marin county?

 

Um...Edit your post. Take that shit to Cuz.

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Portland is has always been grungier, you ever been there, it's really grungy.

 

This is why I stay out of downtown unless absolutely necessary. Not sure what the LD50 is on exposure to hipsters and blue hair dye, and I don't want to find out.

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