INSMNCS: John Cain

[Jesse C.]

Remember this >

 

 

Well...the groin strain was more severe than I thought and then after few hours it gave me a random woody that wouldn't go away, witch then turned into something called "priapism"....really nasty stuff, went to the USC medical hospital ER Thursday morning due to the pain and inability to walk normal, after many hours of local anesthesia and intensive draining (almost enough to need blood) the urologist gave me 2 options...

 

1. Leave it alone & hope for the best, and risk serious consequences if it didn't resolved itself witch include a blood clot coming lose and possibly killing me if it reaches any vital organs.

 

2. Do surgery to drain upper part where blood is trapped and possibly cuagulated, then hope for the best with a 95% prognosis of impotence if they can't reach the obstruction.

 

At this point I said, yes to surgery, so off to the O.R, operation was about 45 minutes and a success, prognosis for recovering to normal is good, thank god!

 

I've been reading up on this priapism and its serious shit, so boys, rule of thumb if you get a random woody (those that happen without sexual stimulation) and it lasts more than 4 hrs....go to the E.R.!, the longer you wait, the worse it will get, if i wouldn't of been a chicken shit and would have gone for treatment right away, it could have been resolved without any surgery, sometimes with an injection they can get the blood flowing again.

 

So ya...im just glad to be recovering now ;)

 

Glad you are going to be well! 

 

Merry Christmas!

 

[datzenmike]

mmmmm pepperoni!!!!!

[flatcat19]

Thread title changed. Thanks, scrub.

[240zness]

No, my girlfriend however...

 

She's a keeper

 

Nope, but I'll be able to give once I'm recovered, brother Ratgoon ;)

Speedy recovery then..

[datzenmike]

He just mad cuz he couldn't read 708 pages. Only the 523.

 

 

Thread title changed. Thanks, scrub.

 

 

... and lets not forget the previous 2 (or 3?) Insomniacs. One lost (erased by a mod) other's locked down.(2014... 727 pages of shit) ...http://community.ratsun.net/topic/59500-insomniacs-balls-deep/page-727

 

 

 "Retarded posts, derp and some lultz need to be disposed of somewhere rather than locking them all the time. Members only can post irrelevant shit here. Maybe let it roll for some time, and then lock, start fresh. Like flushing the toilet. Repeat. See what Skib thinks/does about it."...... datzenmike 19 Jan. 2014

[flatcat19]

708 pages.

523 of them are utter stupidity.

 

185 pages left containing information not deemed stupid.

 

20 post per page...3700 not so stupid posts.

 

Time to figure out which posts are deemed worthy.

[tr8er]

Could be one worthy post per page too. As few as 185 good posts. I don't think we are worthy of determining which ones are worthy though.

 

[datzenmike]

Who among us is worthy to judge the unworthy???

 

 

 

because....

 

 

[angliagt]

 

                 Are those your Ugly Stepsisters?

[flatcat19]

They look more like your ugly stepsisters.

 

I'd need to see the back side or the tops of their heads to be certain.

[flatcat19]

Oooo...Looook...A new page of stupidity.

[datzenmike]

708 pages.

523 of them are utter stupidity.

 

185 pages left containing information not deemed stupid.

 

20 post per page...3700 not so stupid posts.

 

Time to figure out which posts are deemed worthy.

 

So... 523 pages out of 708 is 73.877%

 

So one more page (709) is really 523.73.877 pages of stupidity.

[flatcat19]

You're a contributor too. Quit trying to act so smart.

 

No one gives a fuck down here in the basement.

[EastBay521]

[datzenmike]

You're a contributor too. Quit trying to act so smart.

 

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A rising tide lifts all boats.

 

 

 

'S matter gato? Someone shit in your stuffing?.

[RatVonDude]

_{this aint stupid}

 

 

[flatcat19]

A rising tide lifts all boats.

 

 

 

'S matter gato? Someone shit in your stuffing?.

No. Some put stuff in my shittings.

[EastBay521]

Its ok. Im going to miss George too..

[flatcat19]

I never miss.

[RatVonDude]

this is kinda stupid

 

[a.d._510_n_ok]

is OP knocking his own thread? 'cause there's memes for that.

[Lockleaf]

523 pages of stupidity!

 

Thought this was a datsun forum not an inbred fest.

 

Fuck. Leats get back to what matters. Datsuns.

I think the rule is you can only shit ON insomniacs after you have shit IN insomniacs. You can only judge us after you have played with us.

[datzenmike]

523 pages of stupidity!

 

Thought this was a datsun forum not an inbred fest.

 

Fuck. Leats get back to what matters. Datsuns.

 

 Datsun with a capitol D... (let's show some respect)

 

Let's....with an apostrophe

[tr8er]

Because in Insomniacs, grammar and spelling are the glue that maintains orders.

[flatcat19]

Mike likes the D to be big.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Capital letters is spelled with an A. A capitol is in reference to a city.

Let's keep the number of dumb pages to a minimum.