DaBlist Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Scariest part is, that was an album cover. It's not part of a video collection. Audio ventriloquism. Perfect! You'll never see her lips moving 1 Link to comment
thisismatt Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!" 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 ^^^^The rascal in the boat is a Datsunaholic in the early stages of metamorphosis. I can't understand the Japanese chick. What were the bumper cars built for? I'd like to bumpher car Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Mad lib time! Rules: Rs and Ts can only start words. Anywhere else they're silent. Hs are silent at the beginning of words. Th=F Friend=mate Room=flat Now go read VTR's story again. The punchline improves. Link to comment
84720FourWheel Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Mad lib time! Rules: Rs and Ts can only start words. Anywhere else they're silent. Hs are silent at the beginning of words. Th=F Friend=mate Room=flat $ = £ Now go read VTR's story again. The punchline improves. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 I don't get it. Fuck that. That's work. Do it for us if you want to be funny. 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 I worked all fuckin' day. Put it in a bottle Link to comment
84720FourWheel Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Read it in a exaggerated Australian accent. A mate fogo' 'is lapop on fe flo of me flat. Me ganmothe thot it was a bloody scale. Turns out the cunt weighs 950 pounds! Or something like that. 3 Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 I just got home from the hospital, been there since 11 last night, have 3 hours sleep, fuck your mad lib 3 Link to comment
thisismatt Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Read it in a exaggerated Australian accent. A mate fogo' 'is lapop on fe flo of me flat. Me ganmothe thot it was a bloody scale. Turns out the cunt weighs 950 pounds! Or something like that. 3 Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/this-is-the-most-uncomfortable-thing-in-the-history-of-the-i#.jhYnRPNqm0 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Oh yeah that would be totally needed in my world. Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 I dont understand the "ability" rating, seems to be strangely calculated. Link to comment
vex210 Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 http://youtu.be/SpKGm3TC5jc Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 I just got home from the hospital, been there since 11 last night, have 3 hours sleep, fuck your mad lib you still alive ok shark tip? 2 Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 I'm fine, the gf had appendicitis, so that's fun 1 Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 didnt know a hand, has an appendix 3 Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 When isn't your hand upon-dicks? Link to comment
84720FourWheel Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 didnt know a hand, has an appendix Are you, Christopher Walken? The phrasing, its uncanny. 3 Link to comment
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