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I figured it would be one of the other Trump haters posting this up.We know he's human now,he made a mistake.

 

Everyone makes mistakes. Trump????  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  Excuse me while I laugh (even) harder.

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Seriously annoying how Trudeau is being hailed some genius cause he has a sub Wikipedia level of knowledge about quantum computing. Actually he's barely able to define it, and still... I think any of us, if asked to speak to a quantum computing crowd would at least get the basics down. Just reading popular science mags got me that far.

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Trudeau is the Bernie Madoff of quantum theory. Interesting side note on quantum computing. The theory of deterministic and probabilistic computing (precursors to quantum) has been around sense the 60s. Read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you see all kinds of references to it.  

 

From the book.

 

Bistromathics is the most powerful computational force known to parascience. A major step up from the Infinite Improbability Drive, Bistromathics is a way of understanding the behavior of numbers. Just as Einstein observed that time was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement through space, so it was realized that numbers are not absolute, but depend on the observer's movement in restaurants. 

 

Nonabsoluteness 

The first nonabsolute number is the number of people for whom the table is reserved. This will vary during the course of the first three telephone calls to the restaurant, and then bear no apparent relation to the number of people who actually turn up, or to the number of people who subsequently join them after the show/match/party/gig, or to the number of people who leave when they see who else has turned up.

 

The second nonabsolute number is the given time of arrival, which is now known to be one of those most bizarre of mathematical concepts, a recipriversexclusion, a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself. In other words, the given time of arrival is the one moment of time at which it is impossible that any member of the party will arrive. Recipriversexclusions now play a vital part in many branches of maths, including statistics and accountancy and also form the basic equations used to engineer the Somebody Else's Problem field.

The third and most mysterious piece of nonabsoluteness of all lies in the relationship between the number of items on the bill, the cost of each item, the number of people at the table and what they are each prepared to pay for. (The number of people who have actually brought any money is only a subphenomenon in this field.) Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties.

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Reading all of the last few pages really helped with my confidence of succeeding in an engineering carreer :) (sarcasm.)

 

Seems like the saying "Mo money, Mo problems" is as true as ever.

 

Still not letting it get me down, not making any money is what the man wants me to do

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Ya ima have to agree with you on that. Dont reallt care for politics at all, shits rigged. But with killary and trump running, i gotta vote. Especially since Sanders has a fighting chance, every vote counts (lol)

 

Which reminds me, voter fraud. Someone is obviously dabbling with the logistics of city to city voting, to give a candidate an advantage. Not saying theres a conspiracy against Sanders or nuthin', because lets be honest theres at least one candidate in each party that would make certain people richer, and fuck the rest of us.

 

TL;DR

Gov has too much power, we're all fucked no matter who wins, cant wait for gov collapse

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Unlike the rest of the candidates (including republicans), Sanders is what he says he is, that has tremendous value.

Yes Sanders is what he says he is,a Socialist Commie that wants to send someone elses kids to college with my money.No thanks.

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amen and the dude is a legitimate civil rights pioneer. too far left for me now but once upon a time he took ass whoopings to fight segregation. props for that.

He lived in his parents basement until he was 44. He's never held a job.

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So there is in old equation that seemed to work for Reagun and bush.

Basically what you do is say a bunch of shit about the freeloading, welfare Queens who are taking your money and then emidiatly start talking about less government in our personal lives.

 

Your anger will vote for you and give the gubment free reign at the same time.

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