Chuck Most Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Mike, you don't text much, do you? If you do then you must exchange texts with a much better educated class of folks than I do :rofl:! Even with auto-suggest/spell-check, some of my buds manage to send some really grammatically fucked-up messages, i.e., "you gone be @ you house lately? I won't talk to you about work". I think text messages is a pretty cool guy. Eh sends incoherent texts and doesn't afraid of anything. All your base are belong to us, and such. Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 broom lube. Link to comment
tr8er Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 I think text messages is a pretty cool guy. Eh sends incoherent texts and doesn't afraid of anything. All your base are belong to us, and such. All your base comment just won your first point with me. Though I know you likely never played it. Still nice 1 Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 The truck have begin to move. Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 All your base comment just won your first point with me. Though I know you likely never played it. Still nice Played Zero Wing a few times, but that was another lifetime ago. I really ought to track it down and relive the moment. It's never left my mind though- the fact that I've always found broken English translations more amusing than I should has pretty much guaranteed I'll never forget it. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Fuck ya, only have to work 2 jobs today. nobody buys shit this time of year. why is everyone from Portland a total pain in the ass. Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Fuck ya, only have to work 2 jobs today. nobody buys shit this time of year. why is everyone from Portland a total pain in the ass. Because hipster.... Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 ^ you nailed it. This Portland slew is soo hipstered out, but scheming little shits. Trying to pull one over. Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Yeah, fucking hipsters.... Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Man we are so muther fuckin hard core!! ,,,,,,,, well,,, unless it inconveniences us in any way . Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Portland, great food, shitty service... Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Is that a whole chicken with gravy in a can!? Sign me up! Link to comment
smoke Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 ^ you nailed it. This Portland slew is soo hipstered out, but scheming little shits. Trying to pull one over. I don't know what the fuck that is. If I am selling something on CL and a dude from Portland wants it, there is like a 70% chance of him trying to pull something he thinks is 'fancy' to lower my asking price. Not just offer me less mind you... he has to try and fool me into giving it to him for less, you know...because I'm so stupid since I don't live inside the armpit with the other fungus. This summer, I went from being in a great mood, to telling a guy he had about 10 seconds before I handed him a beating. I'm not joking around, the fucker had me ready to fight. 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 and that's the type of asshat that would sue you for it. Link to comment
smoke Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Then, I would beat him for suing me, and when I got out of jail, I would beat him for sending me to jail. It's really just a long lineage of beatings he could avoid by not being a dick to start with. 3 Link to comment
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