Draker Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Should Math be taught in schools? Lets ask the Miss USA pageant contestants www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBv2CFTSWU Maybe someone who knows how to post Youtube vids on here can repost it Too funny Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Wow, what hard ass. Dude it takes me, my wife and Donovan 3 hours to go anywhere because someone is perpetually yelling " HEY! did you see that??" " Go back!!" :rofl: :rofl: yeah he drives like I do, straight through only required stops. And he has family coming by on saturday so he needs to be home in the afternoon Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 This just in...the abandoned 620 left by Kevin in my driveway has been pawned off to some other sucker. 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Is it like 100+ degrees over there again today?? 1 Quote Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Wow, what hard ass. Dude it takes me, my wife and Donovan 3 hours to go anywhere because someone is perpetually yelling " HEY! did you see that??" " Go back!!" :rofl: :rofl: We always add at least one day to every trip for this same reason, usually its e who is the one causing the delays to. 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 This just in...the abandoned 620 left by Kevin in my driveway has been pawned off to some other sucker.:rofl: :rofl: Parts. When you coming to get engines? Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Is it like 100+ degrees over there again today?? 105ish today. :rofl: :rofl: Parts. When you coming to get engines? You don't even have "engines" there for me to pick up. We'll make plans when its a real thing. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 105ish today. You don't even have "engines" there for me to pick up. We'll make plans when its a real thing. ok block and the whatever is in that truck Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Or I can make both into tables Quote Link to comment
ratpatrol66 Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 I won seahawk tickets in a raffle here at work. They were sold before they were in my hands I got tickets to the pre-season Bears game last year from the same flying tube company and was granted a free lwop (leave with out pay) had a damn good time. 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 Troll post? There's no way these heffers are actual contestants. 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 I got tickets to the pre-season Bears game last year from the same flying tube company and was granted a free lwop (leave with out pay) had a damn good time.they didn't offer us a free lwop, but we wouldn't miss work Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 Troll post? There's no way these heffers are actual contestants. A parody making fun of how bad some contestants actually are at answering a simple question 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 It's a beauty contest not a smarts contest. They started asking contestants questions just to deflect complaints about how empty and vapid a beauty contest really is. It still is. Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 so....ummmm.....I bought this turd. ya'll remember about a year ago when I posted a pic of myself in a neck brace in a hospital bed about an hour after the docs stuck cadaver bones in my neck because some choate had slammed into the back of mixer truck a few months earlier? well, this (and hydrocodone) have eased my pain. how 'bout them JDM fender mirrors!?! It's got some hail dents but I start body work classes Monday and if I can't fix it I'll still rock the fuck out of it. I went to put a license plate frame on it and found this on the back of the license plate: It was purchased to replace one that I learned to drive three on the tree back when when I was about twelve. This is the car and the old curmudgeon who taught me to drive it, i.e, "Son, I ain't mad but pull this sumbitch over because if you grind one more gear I may just whoop yer ass - not out of anger, just on general principles." 235 six, three on the tree with no options, looks like 120k OG and I'm only the third owner. I need it like a turtle needs tampons but fuck it. I wanted it. muthafuckin' vacuum wipers in a rain storm today lol! when you go to shift they say, "yeah, imma take five, homie! fuck being able to see the road - I been at this shit for sixty years!". 4 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 That's a 'Blue Flame Six'. Had one just like it back in '73? Paid $100, same color, drove it all winter, never failed to start, don't remember needing to put any oil in it and got close to 30 MPG. 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 A parody making fun of how bad some contestants actually are at answering a simple question Gotcha. Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 That's a 'Blue Flame Six'. Had one just like it back in '73? Paid $100, same color, drove it all winter, never failed to start, don't remember needing to put any oil in it and got close to 30 MPG.So does that mean you were part of the Blue Flame Club? 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Mike was a charter member Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 RIP Baltimore Batman. the dude had stupid money and decided to use it to make sick kids happy :(. Route 29 Batman is killed after his Batmobile breaks down along a Md. highway The Batmobile pulled into a gas station Sunday night and, as usual, the children who spotted it gawked. Lenny B. Robinson was used to that. The Maryland man, better known as the Route 29 Batman, had for years dressed as the Caped Crusader and driven his custom-made car to deliver moments of happiness and distraction to hundreds of sick children at area hospitals. His costume stored in the Batmobile but his alter-ego never entirely switched off, Robinson gave the kids at the gas station some superhero paraphernalia before driving off. Minutes later, Robinson pulled over with engine trouble on an unlit stretch of Interstate 70 near Hagerstown, Md., police said. The family he’d just met parked behind him, turning their emergency lights on. His car was stopped in the median, but still “partially in the fast lane” when he got out to check the engine, according to state police. At around 10:30 p.m., a Toyota Camry slammed into the Batmobile, propelling the steel-framed hunk of black metal into his body. Robinson, 51, died at the scene. http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/route-29-batman-is-killed-after-his-car-breaks-down-along-a-maryland-highway/2015/08/17/13f0e9b2-44e3-11e5-8ab4-c73967a143d3_story.html Quote Link to comment
125 CSL Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Sad, the guy did a lot of good for children in a bad situation. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Why would anyone in their right mind stop in the median?????? in the dark???? partly in the fast lane???? and stand in front of it???? Oh yeah.... the Batman would. 1 Quote Link to comment
84720FourWheel Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Plus at night people really like to drive towards flashing amber lights. Target fixation is a bitch. What should've happened is he pulled over median or shoulder, got out and walked behind the vehicle and behind a barrier or guard rail and called for a tow. He drove a Lamborghini, I'm sure he could've afforded it. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 By 'standing in front of it' I mean the rear engine. Quote Link to comment
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