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This needs to be a sticky... then we can keep adding to it, please keep chatter to a minimum, just add funny parts from ads on craigslist. This will be kinda like the joke thread, only using the actual stupidity of Craigslisters for our amusement.

 

Heres a few to get the ball rolling...

 

1) "Does not run at the moment, but needs someone to ENJOY it." :confused:

 

2) "You were sitting a couple tables across from me. I was checking you out. You noticed. I winked. You rolled your eyes and left your table to talk to some guys at the bar. You left your purse hanging unattended on the back of your chair. I felt rejected, and a little pissed. You looked hungry. On my way out, I filled your purse with a vomit cocktail consisting of 1 part hamburger, 3 parts Miller Lites and 6 parts hot yellow foamy puke. If you had second thoughts after blowing me off, hit me back. I can't wait to hear from you!!!"

:mellow: :blink: :confused: :eek: :lol:

 

3) "I have fryer oil coming out of my gills! Please come pick it up TODAY!" :rolleyes:

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Not quite what I had in mind... I did borrow one of those cause it was funny, but more like this...

 

"A little restoration, and i will look great."

 

Its just a quote, its actual wording, sure its taken out of context, but thats even better sometimes.

 

I believe Bleaches favorite is still...

 

"Kinda fast? Good enough..." :lol:

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Haha

 

Too many times have i seen that,

 

Runs great, wont run cuz it needs a new battery and starter.. wtf?

 

or runs great, just needs new head and ??? ??? ??? ??? as well.

 

That to me is runs like shit and needs a lot of work.

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"Need to sell as soon as possible...too many projects and not enough time"

 

And then at the end of the add it says...

 

"will consider partial trades for project car or truck."

 

Soooo...do you or don't you have enough time for projects?

 

:blink::lol: Duh...jakaz!

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I'm looking for a man with a very expensive sports car, a classic muscle car, or a new muscle car. All you have to do is sit in your car in the street in front of my house for one (1) hour, or less, talking to me. This will take place on a Tuesday morning, only. The time will be between approximately 8:25 a.m. and 9:25 a.m.

 

I want a guy I like to see me. He is NOT my husband or ex-husband. He is NOT my boyfriend or ex-boyfriend. He is just a guy that I know.

 

You must be a non-smoker.

 

I will be standing in the street.

 

Please enclose a photograph of your vehicle.

 

 

I wonder if my Bluebird is fancy enough for her...

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