Craigslist, the great "Quote" thread.

[hoov100]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bal/1282199193.html

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bal/1282199193.html

 

Hmm,Why are you looking for a dump site:eek::lol:

 

I just roll with the ads that people, put on the list ,:lol:

:eek::lol:

[fastdadd]

1993 ICECREAM VAN_RUNS GREAT! - $1000

 

 

the van even comes with at LEAST 100 dollars worth of ice cream. If you hurry you can probably make your money back this year, icecream wholesalers in portland are open untill halloween so there is still plenty of time. I would be using it but unfortunetly I have a DUI, so my loss your gain. van has soo much potential!

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

1993 ICECREAM VAN_RUNS GREAT! - $1000

 

 

I would be using it but unfortunetly I have a DUI, QUOTE]

 

Always wondered how the ole Ice cream truck drivers, seemed so jolly :eek::lol::lol:

:blink:

[a.d._510_n_ok]

'67 or '71 French cut doors - $400

 

 

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/1390665813.html

 

I think the dumb sumbitch means "shaved door handles" :rolleyes:.

[Bleach]

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

300,000km. Drives great even at 130kph on hwy! VERY VERY RELIABLE JEEP =:)) good lookin Cherokee!

 

Come see it, drive it, look at it, smell it.......dont taste it

[izzo]

this truck has had alot of stuff replaced from drivelines to ball joints to the motor and trans last winter (08) we were moveing and it blew head this was a toltaly rebiult motor bye water house motors cost was near 2,400 it has about 50,000 on this rebiult motor about 60,000 on rebiult rear end 20,000 on new axle bearings (rear) so as it sits it needs a head i have put oil all over the top of motor this truck has 30 "rims/tires this truck IS not lifted it has rancho shocks this thing goes strate down the rd the motor was bored .30 it has 3" exhoust after rebiult i had it on computer and was told it was running lean told me to buy a webber carb the trans was 1,600 and was under woranty when the motor blew head so eather go buy a head or a motor and its on the rd the brakes are farly new and had just started surgeing some so the new rottors new to be turned the rims and tires anrt very old eather rims are les swabs and costed near 500.00 ps i had a high performance cam on the head . thanks peace on earth

 

 

 

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/pts/1390456708.html

 

 

Now if you look at the ad, he let the timing chain fall down in the timing cover. I simply said, "you let the chain fall down inside the timing cover, now that has to be pulled off to, to reset the tensioner..."

 

 

And he flew off the handle with an onslaught of miss spelled words. :lol:

[a.d._510_n_ok]

this one isn't funny but damn is it tempting - about twenty minutes from my house :cool:.

 

http://lawton.craigslist.org/cto/1387795237.html

[datzenmike]

'67 or '71 French cut doors - $400

 

 

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/1390665813.html

 

I think the dumb sumbitch means "shaved door handles" :rolleyes:.

 

I think he just lost them under all that bondo...

[Rudejester510]

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cto/1388986276.html

 

Lols...pic of a pic or it didnt happen???? lmao!

[a.d._510_n_ok]

doesnt run motor has a knock

 

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/pts/1400269589.html

 

Well, does it run or not!?!

 

:lol:

[bonvo]

doesnt run motor has a knock

 

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/pts/1400269589.html

 

Well, does it run or not!?!

 

:lol:

green title?

[a.d._510_n_ok]

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/pts/1399883444.html

[bonvo]

i would so rock that

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

What is a nizzan:blink:

 

http://nanaimo.en.craigslist.ca/cto/1403275047.html

[a.d._510_n_ok]

lower right hand corner of the pic says it all :lol:!

 

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/1412534386.html

[bonvo]

lower right hand corner of the pic says it all :lol:!

 

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/1412534386.html

 

damn thats pathetic there might MIGHT be $100 worth of patch panels on there IF the other side is straight

[Phlebmaster]

OMG!!

 

This office manager obviously has not a clue what she is asking for!! :blink:

 

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/hea/1413900443.html

 

Maybe "the bear" will have a job now that Miley doesn't tweet anymore. :lol:

[a.d._510_n_ok]

I wonder if "He" can tint my dime's windows in stained glass......?

 

Window tinting on automotive by Jesus (Okc Metro)

 

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/pts/1414254266.html

[KA-Kait]

 

i literally just saw this and screenshotted it... holy man its so funny. >.<

 

Fast & FURIOS.... faster than an RSX.... oh man..

[izzo]

Runs great Has a blown head gasket

 

http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/1416398885.html

[hoov100]

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[astro_ss_340]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/cto/1416827434.html

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

some lying loser from anaimo posted this on the calgary board:

 

----Get the biggest you can afford. Ive had my 47 lcd inch for 3 years and my next will be 60". Get a name brand like sony panasonic sharp no dayteks and names you never heard of.

Sound quality is excellent on my toshiba and I think they are all pretty decent now but you can always go for a surronnd sound system. Nothing beats playing ps3 on your big screen, nothing. Okay porn is okay too!

In fact thats all I do now that my wife left me and I quit my job. Smoke dope and play ps3. Fuck who needs friends........

 

Okay porn :lol: (okayfine??? :eek::lol::P)

The whole post :eek::lol:

:lol::lol: