Cuts metal like mad Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 This needs to be a sticky... then we can keep adding to it, please keep chatter to a minimum, just add funny parts from ads on craigslist. This will be kinda like the joke thread, only using the actual stupidity of Craigslisters for our amusement. Heres a few to get the ball rolling... 1) "Does not run at the moment, but needs someone to ENJOY it." :confused: 2) "You were sitting a couple tables across from me. I was checking you out. You noticed. I winked. You rolled your eyes and left your table to talk to some guys at the bar. You left your purse hanging unattended on the back of your chair. I felt rejected, and a little pissed. You looked hungry. On my way out, I filled your purse with a vomit cocktail consisting of 1 part hamburger, 3 parts Miller Lites and 6 parts hot yellow foamy puke. If you had second thoughts after blowing me off, hit me back. I can't wait to hear from you!!!" :mellow: :blink: :confused: :eek: :lol: 3) "I have fryer oil coming out of my gills! Please come pick it up TODAY!" :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment
ichorid Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/ hey look they collected em all for us already. Quote Link to comment
Cuts metal like mad Posted August 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Not quite what I had in mind... I did borrow one of those cause it was funny, but more like this... "A little restoration, and i will look great." Its just a quote, its actual wording, sure its taken out of context, but thats even better sometimes. I believe Bleaches favorite is still... "Kinda fast? Good enough..." :lol: Quote Link to comment
Cuts metal like mad Posted August 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 i have 1 running L16b engine complete all it needs is carb work unsure of milage ipulled it to do a swap before i did it ran fine with no smoke Quote Link to comment
Cuts metal like mad Posted August 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 tranny runs great Quote Link to comment
Cuts metal like mad Posted August 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Any resonable offer most likely accepted Quote Link to comment
420n620 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 how about " ran when parked" didn't they ALL run before they were parked. :lol: Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 LMAO :lol: "I am sorry I sharted in the tub, but you didn't have jump out of the tub and freak the fuck out with your arms, legs and hair flinging sharty water everywhere." Quote Link to comment
b210in Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 it just needs a tune up Quote Link to comment
Guest 510kamikazifreak Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Runs good,Reliable, But not running right now:blink: Quote Link to comment
ariascarlos1990 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 "It JUST needs a head gasket" Quote Link to comment
izzo Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 (edited) Haha Too many times have i seen that, Runs great, wont run cuz it needs a new battery and starter.. wtf? or runs great, just needs new head and ??? ??? ??? ??? as well. That to me is runs like shit and needs a lot of work. Edited August 20, 2009 by h2theizzo Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 umm... 200SX for sale, kind of fast? Good enough! oh already been said. Baby forces sale? :D No joyrides, no pets, no kids on the property. Quote Link to comment
denveratsun Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 "Need to sell as soon as possible...too many projects and not enough time" And then at the end of the add it says... "will consider partial trades for project car or truck." Soooo...do you or don't you have enough time for projects? :blink::lol: Duh...jakaz! Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 http://forum.ratsun.net/showthread.php?t=13421 :lol: Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 yeah, quotes are great but pics can scar ya for life :cool::D:lol::blink:! Quote Link to comment
DISLEXICDIME Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 yeah, quotes are great but pics can scar ya for life :cool::D:lol::blink:! thats wrong! But why are you looking at the m4m section? Quote Link to comment
DISLEXICDIME Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 my favorite is blown head gasket but runs great ! Quote Link to comment
ichorid Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 my favorites are the posts in general that have more keywords than description of the part/car. http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/pts/1333528029.html Id quote it but it could crash some of your browsers. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Everyone says it's a 4 spd. but I think it feels like a 5. Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 thats wrong! But why are you looking at the m4m section? I swear to God the ad title was "Datsun parts for sale in tigard oregon" but when I clicked on the link this was what I saw :(:confused::eek:! :lol: Quote Link to comment
koback68 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 just testin the waters (is the car for sale or not) Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 v Two office chairs. Great condition slightly soiled with urine. They have both been cleaned. Come by the human resources office and get them. Quote Link to comment
jefe de jefes Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 make an offer (just post an effin' price and we'll go from there!) Quote Link to comment
datsunfreak Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'm looking for a man with a very expensive sports car, a classic muscle car, or a new muscle car. All you have to do is sit in your car in the street in front of my house for one (1) hour, or less, talking to me. This will take place on a Tuesday morning, only. The time will be between approximately 8:25 a.m. and 9:25 a.m. I want a guy I like to see me. He is NOT my husband or ex-husband. He is NOT my boyfriend or ex-boyfriend. He is just a guy that I know. You must be a non-smoker. I will be standing in the street. Please enclose a photograph of your vehicle. I wonder if my Bluebird is fancy enough for her... Quote Link to comment
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