paradime Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Coal keeps the lights on... Oh yah, and levels the Smokey Mountains, poisons streams in my back yard, burns holes in the atmosphere, causes black lung, and puts profit over my safety, Ah Hell Yah Y'all, let's get all bromancey and sing songs about my F'ed up job. 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Seems dark. Perhaps MORE coal would make it lighter. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 I wonder if Chinese children are working on a song about building I-pads and shoes. Because that would ROCK. 1 Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 "I'm proud to be a sweat shop foreman's daughter" 1 Quote Link to comment
Rocket Dog Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 O.K guys here is the creme dela creme of all polyphonic after birth. The funky flat beat rhythms, sweet orch hits and rich textural soundscapes really makes ones nut hairs tingle in a pure mind body expansion :baby: http://youtu.be/dg1g4Y2BKXs Polyphonic after birth. Poly Phonic After Birth. You should patent that one. 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 He's too busy writing a song thanking Jesus for how great his life is. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Yah, I thought I recognized the Enya song. I couldn't figure out why me ass went into spasmodic dysphonia when I heard it. Then I realized this is playing in a continuos loop at my proctologists office. Maybe that why I like it so much. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 I didn't even listen to it. If it's not a song about wearin camo and working yourself into an early grave and all while being thankful...then I'm just not interested. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 I've never been molested by a European cab driver, but I'm sure it sounds and feels like enya. Yo smoke Chinese sweat shop blues? Your on to something! Quote Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 http://youtu.be/GD0dJSaax90 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Oh good lord. Here is some fire...you know what to do. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Holy fuck. We have a winner. This thread is over. Way to go out with a fail. Every element of the video/song sucked worse than his eyebrows. I watched till the end hoping it would close with a graphic suicide. In my head, it was bloody. 4 Quote Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 saw it while in reno this weekend some show was making fun of it. I knew rite away where it belonged Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Holy fuck. We have a winner. This thread is over. Way to go out with a fail. Every element of the video/song sucked worse than his eyebrows. I watched till the end hoping it would close with a graphic suicide. In my head, it was bloody. Wait...he didn't kill himself at the end? Well, it's official then, worst EVER. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Save that one for further use smoke... Quote Link to comment
Rocket Dog Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 just my opinion, we should have skipped water boarding and just played that video. Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2152577/Sesame-Street-songs-repeatedly-played-days-end-torture-Guantanamo-Bay-prisoners-report-claims.html It's been done. My RDC used to play this on repeat while we were being punished in boot camp. We made it our theme song and put "We've only just Begun" on our division flag for graduation. 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Someone (presumably the dude without the balls to slather rubber cement over his body and light it) sat in front of a computer laying the vocals over a beat and decided it was done. Played it back and thought, "wow, that's good enough to post on youtube". Even worse, this was good enough for him to leave as how he would be remembered. I had to come back to comment again. How can this happen? How can one guy engineer a skyscraper, or a modular zero gravity nuclear power plant for space, and another guy culminate his existence with Autotune. If we could Genocide stupidity, would we? Would you? Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Once again, I'd like to thank my boss for not putting a sound card on my computer at work, and my lovely wife for making me sleep on the couch last night where I forgot to plug my phone it. The battery is dead now, so I have no way of actually hearing the song. I watched part of the video at lunch, and it looked like a real winner. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Once again, I'd like to thank my boss for not putting a sound card on my computer at work, and my lovely wife for making me sleep on the couch last night where I forgot to plug my phone it. The battery is dead now, so I have no way of actually hearing the song. I watched part of the video at lunch, and it looked like a real winner. You fucked up. Now it's all built up in your head. You are sure to be be disappointed. How did you earn a couch stay? I secretly love sleeping on my couch. Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 You fucked up. Now it's all built up in your head. You are sure to be be disappointed. How did you earn a couch stay? I secretly love sleeping on my couch. 1st. It's kinda like how I watched 2 girls one cup about 3 years after I first heard of it. B. I'm still not sure. I've looked all over Amazon, but I still can't find the FSM that covers Minnesotan girls from 1979-1985 who moved to Texas in their teens. Until then I just try stuff till it sounds right. Last night I fucked up and she blew a gasket. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Nice work eb521! Not only were you brave enough to step into the ring with enya and those country rappers but also you were able to secure a fatal knock out in one single post. Excellent! I would personally like to tip my hat to tr8er for being the most qualified as a judge and moderator for anymore ratson blog contests. He has a chilling democratic demeanor and is a natural unbiased spokesperson. 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 I think it's trophy time 3 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 OVER? But I.... Shit. 1 Quote Link to comment
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