q-tip Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 That guy on the right has some great tits. But I think the dude in blue is more deserving of them. I was going to say the exact same thing......maybe I'm smoke/keith/superman/q-tip.....I think this is the twilight zone... Link to comment
HRH Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 So who are those guys? I want to know if it's tasteful to make a joke about what I might do to the cute chick. (Take her out to lunch, what were YOU thinking?!) Link to comment
q-tip Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 I don't know who they are but I have this weird feeling that I've seen the picture before.....I'm in the internet too much.... Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 There appears to be way too much incest going on in that picture for me to want any part of anyone. The only innocent one is the guy in the middle. Count me out. Go get in, Matt. Link to comment
smoke Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 They all still have their foreskin. 4 Link to comment
thisismatt Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/09/22/10/43/woman-undergoes-surgery-to-add-third-breast I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said. “Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty because if I wore makeup and cute clothes, I can still, you know... feel pretty.” Give me a break. Link to comment
smoke Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Send her up here, I'll make her feel ugly and bang that third tit right off her. 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/09/22/10/43/woman-undergoes-surgery-to-add-third-breast I don't want to live on this planet anymore. TL; DR Did they give her phone number or Skype? Smoke will take 1 cleavage. I'll take the other. Link to comment
HRH Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Yep, she's super hot with the third boob, the personality is what isn't hot. But you can put a bag over that personality. ;) Link to comment
smoke Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Yeah, I could see saying "SHUTUP" a bit more than usual. Link to comment
HRH Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Speaking of stupidity, can anyone say Air Jordans? http://online.wsj.com/articles/chinas-hunger-for-apples-new-iphone-fuels-smuggling-1411388180?tesla=y&mg=reno64-wsj&url=http://online.wsj.com/article/SB12584803618636143833504580169690763436072.html Link to comment
smoke Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 You can blame this on me being old, but I honestly would have thought all that was stupid even when I was a kid. Link to comment
q-tip Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Does that chick not know that guys love tits, add an extra one and were going think its awesome, not gross. Link to comment
Dat Lurka Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 First Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross. Most guys would think most guys Link to comment
laotsu Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 So who are those guys? I want to know if it's tasteful to make a joke about what I might do to the cute chick. (Take her out to lunch, what were YOU thinking?!) they guy in the white turtleneck is Mike "The Situation" Sorentino. He was the eldest member of The Jersey Shore and most likely to be up to villainous shit. The rest of the folks are his siblings. BTW the sister is like fourteen so be aware that any sexual references are towards a minor. Link to comment
HRH Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 (Quagmire: Hey baby, how old are you? 16? 18?, alright! Mom! I like where this is going! Giggity!") :D Yep, see, glad I didn't step in that. Also glad I didn't watch the Jersey Shore. How do YOU know who they are? ;) 1 Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 bah-zing......... 6 Link to comment
JoeCool Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 First Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross. Most guys would think most guys Total Recall remake had better three boob lady! 1 Link to comment
laotsu Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 (Quagmire: Hey baby, how old are you? 16? 18?, alright! Mom! I like where this is going! Giggity!") :D Yep, see, glad I didn't step in that. Also glad I didn't watch the Jersey Shore. How do YOU know who they are? ;) I watched every episode and would wait with anticipation for the next. It wasa very interesting glimpse into a culture I had never seen or even knew existed. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 they guy in the white turtleneck is Mike "The Situation" Sorentino. He was the eldest member of The Jersey Shore and most likely to be up to villainous shit. The rest of the folks are his siblings. BTW the sister is like fourteen so be aware that any sexual references are towards a minor. Hey I was 14 once. Picture is likely 4 years old so ... play ball!!!!! Link to comment
thisismatt Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/the-living-hell-of-the-man-who-orgasms-100-times-a-day/ Real life, Link to comment
VFR800 Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Total Recall remake had better three boob lady! Agreed. Link to comment
HRH Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Fuckin' guidos. Just sayin' ;) And the sister that was 14 is now of age, check out Melissa Sorrentino. Doesn't seem to have the "I crap bigger than you" look on her face in pictures. Link to comment
tr8er Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Not my type. At all. Wilsoooooonnnnnn!!! Link to comment
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