RatVonDude Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 I just watched straight outa Compton.. I was expecting better.... Chariots of Fire ? Quote Link to comment
ericsb210 Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 That just about brought on a seizure. 1 Quote Link to comment
KELMO Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Right? Stared at it too long, page down and my eyes made the screen all wonky 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Haters gunna hate or no fucks given? 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Haters gunna hate or no fucks given? No shits given with an ass cart. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 My brother stormed a Honda club meet on Treasure Island with the Lemonhead Sunday and stole the show. honda? Baaah 3 Quote Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 I think its time for me to staty lookin for a new gig. I cant take my bosses little man complex. Im tired of the fuck always trying to swing his dick around its taking alot for me keep my mouth shut Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Dealing with the Napoleon complex is a PITA, but once you get the hang of it, it's laughable how easy they are to control. His act is based on deep insecurity and feelings of inadequacy. In the physical world, his size does not let him escape that. When dealing with others, he's always looking up, and they looking down. Feed his ego before he has to swing his dick to make himself feel better by asserting his dominant position. Play into his ego with, "Dude, you know what you're doing around here, can I get your advice", complement him on his car, how he's moved up, bla bla bla. Don't try to befriend him as a peer, just let him think you respect him as a man. Not easy at first, but once you shift his perception, you are controlling his little boy ego. 6 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Im tired of the fuck always trying to swing his dick around its taking alot for me keep my mouth shut Uhhh 2 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Dealing with the Napoleon complex is a PITA, but once you get the hang of it, it's laughable how easy they are to control. His act is based on deep insecurity and feelings of inadequacy. In the physical world, his size does not let him escape that. When dealing with others, he's always looking up, and they looking down. Feed his ego before he has to swing his dick to make himself feel better by asserting his dominant position. Play into his ego with, "Dude, you know what you're doing around here, can I get your advice", complement him on his car, how he's moved up, bla bla bla. Don't try to befriend him as a peer, just let him think you respect him as a man. Not easy at first, but once you shift his perception, you are controlling of his little boy ego. Extremely true words. *Just never play these psych games with family. 3 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Im tired of the fuck always trying to swing his dick around its taking alot for me keep my mouth shut I've given my girl the same dilemma. 3 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Extremely true words. *Just never play these psych games with family. Psych game, or social awareness? The key is to be aware of the games people play, otherwise you're the one who's little boy ego is being controlled. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Dealing with the Napoleon complex is a PITA, but once you get the hang of it, it's laughable how easy they are to control. His act is based on deep insecurity and feelings of inadequacy. In the physical world, his size does not let him escape that. When dealing with others, he's always looking up, and they looking down. Feed his ego before he has to swing his dick to make himself feel better by asserting his dominant position. Play into his ego with, "Dude, you know what you're doing around here, can I get your advice", complement him on his car, how he's moved up, bla bla bla. Don't try to befriend him as a peer, just let him think you respect him as a man. Not easy at first, but once you shift his perception, you are controlling his little boy ego. And under no circumstances bend down to " his level" to make seem like you're not looking down at him....if you do, watch for his weight to shift.... Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 I'm pretty good about being tolerant of folks no matter their stature unless they are just total asses and then I come up with very clever (to me any way) insults that I really should keep to myself but just can't. Pretty sure telling my last boss he was about as useful as Amish tech support did my career little good. Also, smart people don't point out to their fellow employees that one of the lead men likes to jam his fingers in his underwear and then sniff them. Probably shouldn't have "accidentally" caused my 5'5, morbidly obese dispatcher's two drawer file cabinet to spill open, allowing his cheap porn mags and boundless cornucopia of snacks to pour out in front of a female driver he was trying to impress. You have to kiss a little butt in the business world to get ahead but my tolerances are pretty low unless the sumbitch is just super skilled. Still, the truly skilled ones I've known tend not to require the application of lips to posterior. Also, now that I think about it.....everyone of them sumbitches got fired for some silly shit. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 And under no circumstances bend down to " his level" to make seem like you're not looking down at him....if you do, watch for his weight to shift....that's why I just sit down. If I can get them to sit with me even better because I have a shortish body and we will be kinda on the same level Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Speaking of...New Cheetos out for Halloween. My kids had fun with this one... 2 Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by IdiotsJeff Foxworthy:If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. 2 Quote Link to comment
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