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I sent a text to the company and they said they only sell that particular model in extra pointy,, and had already sent the last one to a guy named Kevin.

 

Now, that's funny. 

 

 

 

uberkevin, he's a member. Drives a white pathfinder and a blue 521

 

 

That's not. You're giving away company secrets to the Californians. 

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No just some guy down the street keeps saying I'm going 50 miles per hour when I am really going 25. The egr tube is leaking and he keeps saying I am going after then I am. And I'm only in 1st. He keeps calling the cops.

 

Its a dark world Dre, keep your nose clean bro

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No just some guy down the street keeps saying I'm going 50 miles per hour when I am really going 25. The egr tube is leaking and he keeps saying I am going after then I am. And I'm only in 1st. He keeps calling the cops.

 

 

Why are you doing 25mph in 1st?

 

So with an exhaust leak and doing probably 3k+rpm it probably sounds like 50

 

The above. Drive like a white man, fix exhaust leaks, keep a low profile and never shit in your own back yard.

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Drive just like Joe Dirt.

 

But yeah, don't be that guy on the block. It'll pay later.

I am. I have to pass his house to get home. He claims to be an ex cop and that he did traffic and can judge speed. I said that is an opinion not an actual fact that I'm going that fast. His wife even said I did nothing wrong. Just an old guy that like fucking with people I guess
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You will never believe this. So I got the new carb on like 2 hours ago. I start tunning it and checking for leaks and going to about 4,500 rpm and checking. This was all just in my garage. Then the fucking police come by and say that a guy said I had been racing up and down the street for an hour. They said they were going to take my car. I said you won't go a foot into my garage with out a warrent. So that was my day :)

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What the fuck did I say about this???

 

The above. Drive like a white man, fix exhaust leaks, keep a low profile and never shit in your own back yard.

 

 You're neighbor's a dick.... but you're making it easy for him.

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Found these racoon tracks in the backyard swamp last night ,,, ,,,,,,,,,

 

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,I have lived here so long you never even gave a second thought to noises in the dark,,,now  i'm jumpy as fuck if a leaf falls.

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