Andres131313 Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 So my neighbor is more then just a fucking dick. He's fucking crazy. So I'm cleaning my garage. Haven't started my car for 4 days. This lady comes up and says hey the old cop down the street called the cops and they gave out flyers looking for an old yellow nissan for reckless driving at to call in if they have any details. Fuck. I'm done with this mother fucker. I can't even just be in my garage without being harassed. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Press harrasement charges against him. If he's passing out fliers, you have proof. 4 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I don't want to work on an airplane today T_T Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I don't want to work on an airplane today T_T Come to my house and help me work on my car. I pay in Nachos and beer. :thumbup: Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I don't want to work on an airplane today T_T This post will likely show up in my head next time I fly 4 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 This post will likely show up in my head next time I fly as long as you ain't on a 747 cargo plane you should be fine Come to my house and help me work on my car. I pay in Nachos and beer. :thumbup: I would but I don't know where you live and I'm only still here so I don't get fired 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I would but I don't know where you live and I'm only still here so I don't get fired I realize Nachos & Beer may not seem like much, but I do offer a first rate dental plan, and you'd have every other Wednesday off. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I realize Nachos & Beer may not seem like much, but I do offer a first rate dental plan, and you'd have every other Wednesday off. gotta have some top notch medical that i only pay $50 of and i don't think you could afford my pay rate. just bought a house i intend to keep Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Slow down Hobo, You're taking this WAY to serious. 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 If you tried to pay your mortgage with Nachos, the chips would be soggy by the time they get them. This seems like a bad plan to begin with. 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I would have considered it,, if you were offering Nacho cheese Bugles and real sugar Pepsi,, but you didn't think about anyone but hobo in your business model. So for that reason ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I'm out 2 Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted June 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Came in today...... .....he don't remember what he hit..... Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 good lord busta, musta been a moose Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Slow down Hobo, You're taking this WAY to serious. i really dislike my job and not really, had just gotten home and my snarky comments weren't working right Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 If you tried to pay your mortgage with Nachos, the chips would be soggy by the time they get them. This seems like a bad plan to begin with. I would have considered it,, if you were offering Nacho cheese Bugles and real sugar Pepsi,, but you didn't think about anyone but hobo in your business model. So for that reason ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I'm out My human resource department is working on those needs. This is a great opportunity, and I hope both of you will reconsider sending in your resume. You'd be getting in at the ground floor. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 can i get the top floor and foot massages? Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Top floor? You mean my roof? Sure I could throw a lawn chair up there. As for the foot massage, My dog LOVES to lick dirty feet, so yah, I'll through that in too. Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 .....he don't remember what he hit..... The bottle; there's no other reason why you wouldn't remember a collision of that magnitude. 2 Quote Link to comment
maltese Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Came in today...... .....he don't remember who he hit..... 1 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Sharkskitter I don't see anything related to a shark.. 3 Quote Link to comment
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