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[paradime]

Oh snap, my little social experiment thread was shut down by the authorities. My theory was it would last a bit longer than a day. I guess we can rest assured boys, the Mods are hard at work protecting us from spam.

 

http://community.ratsun.net/topic/61640-paradime-specialist-in-love-fluids-and-furniture-cleaning-products/

[smoke]

God I wish my girlfriend knew how to cook. She's cute and all but jesus, can you make a frozen pizza without burning the kitchen down?

Oh, mine can cook okay.....okay if I was a 220 pound rabbit. Fuckin hippie.

[flatcat19]

Why would you ever settle on a woman that can't cook?

 

That's your failure, Bro. Not hers.

[paradime]

Did he really just say that?

[RatVonDude]

Its a coin toss, I feel like I was misled. I had a Japanese girlfriend that would prepare a giant ceremonial spread every night, however she chained smoked and wrecked 2 cars

I'd growl out Rosie O'Donald all week for honey baked ham and mac & cheese.

[smoke]

Did he really just say that?

All I see is a bunch of squeaks and pops.

[q-tip]

Why would you ever settle on a woman that can't cook?

 

That's your failure, Bro. Not hers.

This is true.

[paradime]

THeres that weird squeaking and popping again. WTF is that?

[RatVonDude]

Single women are skinny because when they come home there is nothing good to eat, so they go to bed.

Married women are fat because when they come home there is nothing good to fuck and go to the fridge 

[paradime]

Single women are skinny because when they come home there is nothing good to eat, so they go to bed.

Married women are fat because when they come home there is nothing good to fuck and go to the fridge 

 

This is true. 

[bananahamuck]

Single women are skinny because when they come home there is nothing good to eat, so they go to bed.

Married women are fat because when they come home there is nothing good to fuck and go to the fridge 

 

 

So you know in that second sentence just called yourselves dead fucks..

I have been married to my wife for 19 years and we have 4 kids together and she isn't fat.

 

And we're old

[RatVonDude]

Sounds like a good lady!  

A lesbien cop told me that last joke

[bananahamuck]

She's a total asshole

 

 

She hates me as much as i hate her so when the sex stops we will still have something in common.

[datzenmike]

My mom taught me how to cook eggs and potatoes a hundred different ways as well as how to open a can. I'll be damned if I'll go hungry because a woman I choose to be with can't or can't be bothered to cook. The requirements are... must be reasonable tempered, willing to share, handsome if not beautiful, above average in the sack, some cooking experience an asset but not required. Get your priorities right. 

[q-tip]

I am a man, I can cook meat with fire, and do it well.......or rare whatever you prefer

[flatcat19]

8 years with my lady and 3 kids.

 

Skinny as a pole. Tits like canyelopes.

 

Man can she cook. The sex is great too.

 

Anyone who says you can't have both is blind with hairy palms.

[q-tip]

Or not as lucky as you, or as good of a liar......:D

[smoke]

Then there is the option of totally not giving a shit.

[q-tip]

Then there is the option of totally not giving a shit.

^^^this is my usual go to

[flatcat19]

Or take stock in toothpaste.

[RatVonDude]

I have no kids 

My lady is almost half my age with small tits and a Sasha Grey ass,

The sex is great,

Here chic pea masala is fucking discusting.

 

Like I said coin toss

[smoke]

Eating is not that important.

[datzenmike]

BTW.. the 'social experiment' would have ended much much sooner but I actually worked today. Which reminds me I still have to merge the Brigs and Stratten into Insomniacs. (It's also where this thread should be too)

[datzenmike]

Eating is not that important.

 

It is later in life and sex isn't. Good sex is still important but quality over quantity.

[Rhapakatui]

Eating is not that important.

That is NOT what she said.