Paradime: Specialist in love fluids and furniture cleaning products

[paradime]

Introducing Spooge, the miracle cure for a lazy afternoon. One squeeze of Spooge can fix a broken relationship, add new luster to wood surfaces, even use it as a hair jell. And best of all... it taste like concentrated mushrooms, so it's great in sauces too.

 

 

SO squeeze ya some Spooge today everyone, You'll be glad you did.

[Busta Nut]

:confused: 

[paradime]

Sshhhhh, Busta nut!

 

I'm checking to see if the "Mods delete my spam ads too

 

 

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[monkbonk]

u mean splooge?

[paradime]

u mean splooge?

 

 

Ah.... No

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spooge

 

 

spooge

 

n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum

 

I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge. 

 

I use Spooge to clean the cabinets

 

Damn! that spoooge sauce taste like shitaki! 

 

v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person

 

Don't mess with my hair, I just Spooged it.

 

Stand clear, I'm going to Spooge.

 

 

 

 

[monkbonk]

I think I know what I'm talking about when I'm talking about what you are talking about, good sir.

 

splooge

an ejaculatory deposit

My roommate left his splooge-covered t-shirt on the floor again.

Any and all ejaculatory juices that derive from the male penis. 

Shane splooged all over her face. 
I hope his splooge isn't on my pillow.

the male ejaculatory fluid

I splooged in your girlfriends mouth last night.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=splooge

 

[Busta Nut]

I still don't see how this relates to furniture cleaning products other than the fact that you'll need some...............

 

 

 

I have a couch I can just wipe spooge right off :thumbup:

 

Carpet and the "good towels" are my issue :rofl:

[paradime]

 

I think I know what I'm talking about when I'm talking about what you are talking about, good sir.

 

splooge

an ejaculatory deposit

My roommate left his splooge-covered t-shirt on the floor again.

Any and all ejaculatory juices that derive from the male penis. 

Shane splooged all over her face. 

I hope his splooge isn't on my pillow.

the male ejaculatory fluid

I splooged in your girlfriends mouth last night.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=splooge

 

 

 

I don't know man, yours says nothing about cleaning cabinets, or anything useful. Mine on the other hand is very useful around the house. I even shot my cat off the counter with it. Does you "splooge' product do that? I think not good sir.

[monkbonk]

To be honest, I haven't really attempted using it in that application per se. 

 

I did happen to leave some around in some wadded tissue. It had an aromatic effect akin to cotton candy.

[bananahamuck]

I knew a kid in school i have known most of my life, that was called Splooge ,, even in high school the teachers called him that.  I bet a few kids didn't even know his real name.

[paradime]

To be honest, I haven't really attempted using it in that application per se. 

 

I did happen to leave some around in some wadded tissue. It had an aromatic effect akin to cotton candy.

 

 

Ahhh Haaa! your splooge smells like cotton candy. I CALL CHINESE NOCK OFF PRODUCT HERE !!!. 

[Busta Nut]

The trick is if you can get it to taste like cotton candy...........

[bananahamuck]

Y

 

The trick is if you can get it to taste like cotton candy...........

 

You guys do alot of tasting then?

[monkbonk]

As painful as it is to admit, I'm a 26 year old virgin.  :blush:

[paradime]

As painful as it is to admit, I'm a 26 year old virgin.  :blush:

 

Well then, I'm sure you are well acquainted with this product and it's many fascinating uses. If not.... you have a lot of catching up to do.

[Busta Nut]

Y

 

 

You guys do alot of tasting then?

 

 

I eat different thing and hire subject for tasting..............

[datzenmike]

If I have to waste too much time with these nuisance insomniac clone posts, I'll just retire the poster for a while.