smoke Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 Only thing she is really sure of is that it was caused by liberals. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 But I sure would love to stare at the top of her head for about 20 minutes or so. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 or back I don't know if I'm quite brave enough to hit that. I might hit 'er in the shitter though. Who knows. 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 I'd take one for the team I think. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 Whose team though. I could be persuaded to have my own little Tea party with that. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 I dunno who for, just sounded better when it seemed like a sacrifice instead of just being horny. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 I'd hit it in the back of her head. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 And stare at the back of her headstone for about 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 bet she has a nice turd cutter Quote Link to comment
RTB Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 Guys, remember the golden rule. Don't stick your dick in crazy. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 But crazy is rich. What now? Quote Link to comment
dr.feltersnatch Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 and crazy is always the best fuck Quote Link to comment
JoeCool Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 Oh, dish is a fuckin nightmare. At what point is it not considered extortion to tell someone to pay x amount (that you don't owe) or we will fuck your shit up by turning you into collection and messing with your credit score? Try that shit on your own and see how well it works out for you, pick someone at random and tell them you will mess up their credit if they don't hand you over x amount of money. Yeah, I'll see you in 6 to 8 months. Being a huge conglomerate pretty much makes you free from any repercussions that may actually matter. Try selling a product out of your garage that kills 13 people, that you KNEW could happen, lets see what happens to you. Do that in a billion dollar operation and it's "under investigation" where you may or may not end up with a fine that will equal the equivalent to what you net in a day. Here is something, when you steal satellite signal, how can they prosecute you? The shit is being beamed onto your property, what if you decided to sue them for sending a signal to your property that you do not want there? You would be laughed at. It's like claiming ownership to the air you breath. That's actually a good idea, I'm going to buy air, all the air. If you don't pay me 150 a month for the right to breath, we will remove your air. We then have to act fast to send your corps to collections and drain your bank account for what you owe, plus an air removal fee. What's odd is that with things like Roku out, you would THINK the price of sat tv would go down a little, but nope. My sat bill is way the fuck out of line (like a 150 a month) I am currently working on dumping it, most of the shows that I watch are available other ways. I have an outdoor antenna and Netflix running through my PS3 and don't miss cable at all. I get 25 channels of good stuff. My favorite two are Antenna TV and MeTV. They show all the good classic shows. Nothing on cable channels but a bunch of moronic so-called "reality" shows anyway. The few shows on cable I do like, Netflix has or if I am impatient I can find it on the internet. Antenna broadcast TV is FREE and Netflix costs $8 per month... Screw the cable and satellite companies. Quote Link to comment
RTB Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 and crazy is always the best fuckNot gays are evil and burn books crazy. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 I don't even have an antenna on my house. 50" flat panel. But no TV. I do have an awesome internet connection, a PS3, and a Netflix connection. I will say that I SOOOOOOOO miss watching basketball. ESPN, TNT. I miss nothing else. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 Not gays are evil and burn books crazy. I would still disagree. I bet she's a freak. 1 Quote Link to comment
RTB Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 I would still disagree. I bet she's a freak. If we're making unsubstantiated bets then I bet she has her asshole tatted and an oversized clit. 2 Quote Link to comment
JoeCool Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 I don't even have an antenna on my house. 50" flat panel. But no TV. I do have an awesome internet connection, a PS3, and a Netflix connection. I will say that I SOOOOOOOO miss watching basketball. ESPN, TNT. I miss nothing else. Yeah, I do miss my sports that are on the cable sports channels. Not enough to pay $80 per month though! Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 Isn't Royal Sierra up there in Alaska with a blazzin hot case of crabs? Throw some Jesus wings on your 521 and cruz by the only Starbucks, I"m sure Sarah Palin would blow you behind an Igloo. 1 Quote Link to comment
Farmer Joe Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 tiny lead ingots! thats all for now... Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Tractor wheel weights? Quote Link to comment
dr.feltersnatch Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 you should be making them cylindrical. and in various diameters like 9mm .45 etc 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 you should be making them cylindrical. and in various diameters like 9mm .45 etc This is what they are for. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Some clean lookin lead Quote Link to comment
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