paradime Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Oh snap, my little social experiment thread was shut down by the authorities. My theory was it would last a bit longer than a day. I guess we can rest assured boys, the Mods are hard at work protecting us from spam. http://community.ratsun.net/topic/61640-paradime-specialist-in-love-fluids-and-furniture-cleaning-products/ Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 God I wish my girlfriend knew how to cook. She's cute and all but jesus, can you make a frozen pizza without burning the kitchen down? Oh, mine can cook okay.....okay if I was a 220 pound rabbit. Fuckin hippie. 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Why would you ever settle on a woman that can't cook? That's your failure, Bro. Not hers. 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Did he really just say that? Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Its a coin toss, I feel like I was misled. I had a Japanese girlfriend that would prepare a giant ceremonial spread every night, however she chained smoked and wrecked 2 cars I'd growl out Rosie O'Donald all week for honey baked ham and mac & cheese. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Did he really just say that? All I see is a bunch of squeaks and pops. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Why would you ever settle on a woman that can't cook? That's your failure, Bro. Not hers. This is true. 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 THeres that weird squeaking and popping again. WTF is that? Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Single women are skinny because when they come home there is nothing good to eat, so they go to bed. Married women are fat because when they come home there is nothing good to fuck and go to the fridge 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Single women are skinny because when they come home there is nothing good to eat, so they go to bed. Married women are fat because when they come home there is nothing good to fuck and go to the fridge This is true. Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Single women are skinny because when they come home there is nothing good to eat, so they go to bed. Married women are fat because when they come home there is nothing good to fuck and go to the fridge So you know in that second sentence just called yourselves dead fucks.. I have been married to my wife for 19 years and we have 4 kids together and she isn't fat. And we're old 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Sounds like a good lady! A lesbien cop told me that last joke Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 She's a total asshole She hates me as much as i hate her so when the sex stops we will still have something in common. 4 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 My mom taught me how to cook eggs and potatoes a hundred different ways as well as how to open a can. I'll be damned if I'll go hungry because a woman I choose to be with can't or can't be bothered to cook. The requirements are... must be reasonable tempered, willing to share, handsome if not beautiful, above average in the sack, some cooking experience an asset but not required. Get your priorities right. 2 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 I am a man, I can cook meat with fire, and do it well.......or rare whatever you prefer 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 8 years with my lady and 3 kids. Skinny as a pole. Tits like canyelopes. Man can she cook. The sex is great too. Anyone who says you can't have both is blind with hairy palms. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Or not as lucky as you, or as good of a liar......:D 3 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Then there is the option of totally not giving a shit. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Then there is the option of totally not giving a shit. ^^^this is my usual go to Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Or take stock in toothpaste. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 I have no kids My lady is almost half my age with small tits and a Sasha Grey ass, The sex is great, Here chic pea masala is fucking discusting. Like I said coin toss Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Eating is not that important. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 BTW.. the 'social experiment' would have ended much much sooner but I actually worked today. Which reminds me I still have to merge the Brigs and Stratten into Insomniacs. (It's also where this thread should be too) Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Eating is not that important. It is later in life and sex isn't. Good sex is still important but quality over quantity. Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Eating is not that important. That is NOT what she said. Quote Link to comment
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