phatdave Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 I used to go into pick-up bars...oh hell any bar for that matter.... AND JUST SET AND LICK MY FOREHEAD WITH MY TONGUE. I got more,PooNanny that way. KiNda WiErD huh!? And you young guys it's not quality it's quantity. MORE COUNTS! Also Datzenmike, I know you are from a small town and thats so COOL. because in a small town you don't lose your girlfriend you just lose your TURN!!! :D Quote Link to comment
OL YELLER Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 25 for us tomorrow :) ......oh...and she picked me up! :) Damn looks like the "old Folks" all got together in the same month... Datzenmike your anniv was Jun 16th? Mklotz yours was Jun 18th? Mine was Jun 13th Linda and I have been at it for 44yrs...( we both worked at the same place in Jun '64...I kept after her to date me for months, kept tellin me she had a boyfriend, yada yada yada.......long story short he left, I got my chance and ain't lettin go.........................it has been a fantastic ride......... Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 How to NOT pick up chicks: http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=3700409 hahaha Quote Link to comment
slodat Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 holy hell.. whatadouch! Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 I'm the only guy in the city who doesn't have problems. I'm a catch. Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 This is what you say, " c'mon lets go":fu: Its just that easy:D Its all in the timing wErd! timing is everything :D AND JUST SET AND LICK MY FOREHEAD WITH MY TONGUE. :poop: thats what my problem is...i can only lick my eyebrows :rollseyes: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Mrs datzen lets me drool at Asian chicks. She even goes through the check out line where this hottie works just to watch me sweat. Like Mike K says, doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home. Good advice. Quote Link to comment
bonvo Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 How to NOT pick up chicks: http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=3700409 hahaha im laughing so hard i cant breathe what a dumbass Quote Link to comment
ppeters914 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Gag! I couldn't finish it. What a wanker. Reminded me of the Alaskan Assassin email that went around the world years ago. Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 What a fag! :lol: That was friggin painful to sit through. I doubt she ever called back. Quote Link to comment
ppeters914 Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 I doubt she ever called back. D-uh. Ya think? Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Remember Thelma and Louise? Where Thelma's husband is waiting for her phone call and the FBI are there also. Christopher Macdonald (the husband) says to the FBI guy (Harvey Kitel) "What'll I say to her?" And Harvey says "Tell her you love her.... women like that shit" ... followed by much laughter.:D:D:D Fortunately for some guys, perhaps unfortunately for some women, they sometimes DO 'dig that shit'. If you are honest, they will overlook a hokey line and maybe that's all it takes to spend some time together. To us guys, it looks .... pretty bad, but never underestimate what a woman will listen to if she thinks you are honest about it. Quote Link to comment
Steroid Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 NO, NO, NO............. Obviously THIS is how it is done: Quote Link to comment
rat tail dragger Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 i back my 620 up the the entrance and have the bed half full pf fresh alfalfa hey with hunny and weight for the first one to come waddlin out hahahah Quote Link to comment
510er Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 NO, NO, NO............. Obviously THIS is how it is done: what do you even search for the find this crap! Quote Link to comment
Steroid Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Why do You think they call Me STEROID?!?!??? Quote Link to comment
Steroid Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Hey, it could be worse!! I could still be "into" DISCO ! ! ! Quote Link to comment
slodat Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 I travel for work full time. That leaves shit hole bars and strip clubs for entertainment more often that I care to admit. The "way" to pick up on strippers is to do the opposite of every other douche in there.. Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 I travel for work full time. That leaves shit hole bars and strip clubs for entertainment more often that I care to admit. The "way" to pick up on strippers is to do the opposite of every other douche in there.. I do that all the time. I dont' go there! :P Quote Link to comment
jay cky Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 Damn that was a great photo of me :D Hainz I see you have tried the shrunk hat trick, where everything around it looks much bigger... get rid of the hat man serious Get hair like this... Where do you guys live? Who owns the green datsun truck in that house shot picture? Only caught an inch of the back of it... Quote Link to comment
jay cky Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 I met mine in a bar. Had a broken foot and was sporting a super cool :rolleyes: moonboot. Separate 14 total fractures in my rt foot from skateboarding the half pipe in Puyallup. I had no job because I couldn't do things like carry lumber, build/lift walls at the time, my Dakota overheated, warped, and blew a front main seal hence no vehicle, no income, nothing to offer, etc. My buddy offered to buy me some drinks because he knew my prior long term gf left just weeks earlier. Thought there was no way I'd be getting any action given the most unfortunate circumstances. Anyway, met this girl at a local downtown bar and have been with her almost 2 yrs. Moral of the story, confidence is key, and the ability to strike up, maintain, and recieve atleast a couple laughs during conversation is vital. You have to be able to choose a clever angle on starting conversation, given the situation, without being cheesy. If you succeed at that, it really doesn't matter at all your own personal circumstances. Is she a cop i was trying to get a look at the cleavage and seen the police top??? hahahhaa no serious i agree with you totally Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 Where do you guys live? Who owns the green datsun truck in that house shot picture? Only caught an inch of the back of it... That's Icehouses truck. Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 That picture of his girlfriend is from Halloween 2006. (good times) She's not a cop. :D I was Neo that year, but I'm not really from the Matrix.. no really, I'm not! Quote Link to comment
Llittle_Llama Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 lol, halloween is fun, you get to be retarded for one night! Quote Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.