ppeters914 Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 You ain't gonna pick up chicks w/ no Volvo. Damn hi-jacked threads! :D Quote Link to comment
tnip Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 haha... i'm sorry i guess i just didn't stick to the topic... then again idk why i'm even lookin at this thread... never had any problems pickin up chicks. and certainly never picked up a chick (nor would want to for that matter) because of what i drove... i broke up with a girl cause she didn't treat my car the way i asked her to... HA... in fact i've been jobless, sorta homeless, and only at the bar cause my friend was buyin and i can still pick up chicks... you guys just don't know how to talk to em ;) Quote Link to comment
Z-train Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Ya forgot to mention the pipe-cleaner arms.:eek: Quote Link to comment
Pacific coast Datsun Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Not sure, it's a late 80's i believe. Quote Link to comment
CRAZY EDDS RATSUN WORKS Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 man i havnt been able to pick up chicks im in the shop 12 hrs a day , i couldnt even sell pussy in a logging camp , thats more screwed up then a left handed football bat, how is it when you split up with your ex she turns out hotter then when you were with her , my blow up doll has more patches on her then a les shwaub tire ,i filled her full of helium and the bitch left me Quote Link to comment
spiffinspudater Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 ...my blow up doll has more patches on her then a les shwaub tire ,i filled her full of helium and the bitch left me HAHAHA!!! I think I need one of those... If you filled her full of helium but tired her feet down you wouldn't have to holed her up? Where do the hot chicks hide? Quote Link to comment
kiznook Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 Where do the hot chicks hide? bleach's basement? or icehouse's trunk? Quote Link to comment
ppeters914 Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 Where do the hot chicks hide? They're on the internet, and they want you. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 HAHAHA!!! I think I need one of those... If you filled her full of helium but tired her feet down you wouldn't have to holed her up? Where do the hot chicks hide? Blow up dolls??? ... I'd rather punch my clown, Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 .... how is it when you split up with your ex she turns out hotter then when you were with her... There's an old saying: You don't keep running once you catch the bus. Many chicks in a "relationship" quit trying, (guys too) once they split, they become HOT again. I'd rather have a hotwife than a housewife. Quote Link to comment
ppeters914 Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 I'd rather have a hotwife than a housewife. Yeah, but preferably when her husband's away. :D Quote Link to comment
bonvo Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: this thread is funny shit ive been in stitches but i know what you guys mean about the girls getting hotter after they leave you my ex left me lost about 50lbsand fucking learnd to belly dance WTF!!!!! Quote Link to comment
racerx Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 you guys got it all wrong ..that's Ted Kazinsky Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 I met mine in a bar. Had a broken foot and was sporting a super cool :rolleyes: moonboot. Separate 14 total fractures in my rt foot from skateboarding the half pipe in Puyallup. I had no job because I couldn't do things like carry lumber, build/lift walls at the time, my Dakota overheated, warped, and blew a front main seal hence no vehicle, no income, nothing to offer, etc. My buddy offered to buy me some drinks because he knew my prior long term gf left just weeks earlier. Thought there was no way I'd be getting any action given the most unfortunate circumstances. Anyway, met this girl at a local downtown bar and have been with her almost 2 yrs. Moral of the story, confidence is key, and the ability to strike up, maintain, and recieve atleast a couple laughs during conversation is vital. You have to be able to choose a clever angle on starting conversation, given the situation, without being cheesy. If you succeed at that, it really doesn't matter at all your own personal circumstances. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Damn, I hate when he braggs like this. :D:D (congrats) My wife and I have been together 20 years yesterday. I met her when I was 38 and she was 25... what are the chances, right. I had a crappy job and the previous month before meeting her had been living in my Bronco for 11 months. I can't believe my luck. After about 5 months we accidently moved in together and have been together ever since. She makes my life complete. Quote Link to comment
robslow Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Damn, I hate when he braggs like this. :D:D (congrats) My wife and I have been together 20 years yesterday. I met her when I was 38 and she was 25... what are the chances, right. I had a crappy job and the previous month before meeting her had been living in my Bronco for 11 months. I can't believe my luck. After about 5 months we accidently moved in together and have been together ever since. She makes my life complete. Theres hope for me too. Im 38 divorced two years ago, have been couch surfin and basicaly feel like why would anyone want this ima fool. so thanks this gives me hope...................... Quote Link to comment
mklotz70 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 25 for us tomorrow :) ......oh...and she picked me up! :) Quote Link to comment
banzai510(hainz) Posted June 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 I sometimes try. "Im a HOMOSEXUAL and see if they try to convert me back. I drove my Yamaha RZ 350 and Daytona Special(Rd400) the last 2 days still thinking Im gonna meet woman and I still get old men hanging around!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Tell 'em you're a dolphin trainer. You'd be surprised how many chicks go for that. I've used that one when I was at a bar in CA with my steel working buddies from New Zealand. I told them I was coordinating a project at Sea World with this team of specialists from New Zealand. I've also got all cleaned up and told chicks I just finished med school, and was in the process of becoming a pediatric heart surgeon. ...I'm probably going to hell Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 ......oh...and she picked me up! :) Paula must be a good cook too! :D:D:D Quote Link to comment
mklotz70 Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Paula must be a good cook too! :D:D:D Yep. You bet she is! She'd break her back if she tried to pick me up now!!! Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 I sometimes try."Im a HOMOSEXUAL and see if they try to convert me back. I drove my Yamaha RZ 350 and Daytona Special(Rd400) the last 2 days still thinking Im gonna meet woman and I still get old men hanging around!!!!!!!! But...I thought...wait...didn't you...you mean you're not gay? :D Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 O.K. This is a must for all you single guys to know. Listen very carefully(read) I am only going to say this once. The key to picking up "chicks" is timing. Go to a bar, any bar will do. Make sure, now this is the important part, you wait till about 1:30 a.m. Walk in and look for "drunk bitches". Pick one out, make sure she is not passed out. Walk on over and look her in the eye:blink: This is what you say, " c'mon lets go":fu: Its just that easy:D Its all in the timing Quote Link to comment
racerx Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 The key is not to expect to pick up chicks and when you don't the chances are you will be able to.... Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 The key is not to expect to pick up chicks and when you don't the chances are you will be able to.... like, I never expected to pick up chicks at Canby. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment
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