fritzdixxon Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Aboot to go start my (forcwd to celebrate cause my whole family does and don't wanna be the one Grinch) Xmas shopping. Link to comment
bilzbobaggins Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Yup. I be at work. Least I'm working with the girl with the fat ass. 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 I haven't worked all week. 1 Link to comment
uberkevin Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 I haven't worked all week. Been working 7 days straight... 1 Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 ever hear someone call somebody a "cock tweeter" insted of sucker,,, great new term. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 I'm unemployed now. Walked out on a sweet marble fabrication job because of the Latin pop radio at 400watts. If it was "welcome to the jungle" I never woulda picked up a tool. 1 Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Cock Tweeting mofoS, Fuhk your on your new marble countertop til the interest rates go down 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 ever hear someone call somebody a "cock tweeter" insted of sucker,,, great new term. Heard 'cock smoker' in a Mark Whalberg movie. It cracked me up though it probably wasn't intended to.. 1 Link to comment
VFR800 Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 A young man with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck,walked into the Welfare Office to sign some paperwork. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing and all that." The social worker behind the counter replied, "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2015 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have to, as part of your job, satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker replied, "Yeah, well... You started it." 7 Link to comment
tr8er Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 I'm guessing you know. But this is an image of toy soldiers. And I believe the artist was gay. I fucking love when people post this. Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 what does that have to do with x-mas? Link to comment
Skib Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Cookin up some mashed potato, green bean casserol and filet mignon steaks 1 Link to comment
tr8er Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Just introduced my kids to this tonight. Fun times 1 Link to comment
Skib Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Just introduced my kids to this tonight. Fun times lol when they get a bit older you can move onto Die Hard :rofl: 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Damn it's quiet. Hey skib, I heard a rumor Ratsun was going to be forcibly closed down by New Years. Issis retaliation or something? Chinese hack? Link to comment
Skib Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Damn it's quiet. Hey skib, I heard a rumor Ratsun was going to be forcibly closed down by New Years. Issis retaliation or something? Chinese hack? our lulz have pissed off the Woman's North Korean chapter of ISIS? Arming the low orbit ion cannon? Link to comment
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